Without a backbone, the bending is easier.

Do you suppose Lil Marco knows what sarcasm means? He doesn't seem to understand irony.

let alone, hypocrisy 

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UPDATE

Plan B!

"Since I didn't get a voter ID law I wanted, I better throw the great unwashed a bone before November."

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Great Moments in Superstition

Middle Eastern Maths

U-S-A ! U-S-A ! U-S-A ! Still the land of opportunity!

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After excitement of Papal Conclave, Vatican slowly returns to normal.

You people* will pay for this!

* NBC, CBS, ABC

Let them eat tea cakes.

"Well I thought it was a fabulous speech: 
not nearly as smug and whiny and smarmy as everybody's saying.
  More tea?"

Three days out: flabbergastment easing.

The people of the Pennsylvania 8th district have $poken

and are getting what they deserve...

GOP Reps. Pete Sessions (R-Texas) and Mike Fitzpatrick (R-Pa.) cast their first votes of the 112th Congress on Thursday despite the fact they were technically not members of Congress at the time.

Wanna' bet this dessicated crone got just a little bit moist today?

Arizona beheading raises fears of drug violence CHANDLER, Ariz. – The gruesome case of a man who was stabbed and beheaded in a suburban Phoenix apartment has police investigating whether the killing is potentially the most extreme example of Mexican drug cartel violence spilling over the border.

Help Finish The Job I Started

The complete theft of a once promising nation.

In my Day, Both the Whore and her Bastard were Banished from the Village.

Bristol Palin signs with speakers bureau for $15,000 to $30,000 per speech.