Should auld acquaintance be forgot

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne!

For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne.
We'll take a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.

GOP Family Values

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Putin Commemorates 1930's Show Trials With ---Show Trials

Taking a page from Uncle Joe's book on how to distract and intimidate the masses.

Angelina Jolie? Ben Carson? Bill O'Reilly? Vladimir [Sugar-Tits] Putin?

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Sometimes the gene pool is self-cleaning.

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Bringing new meaning to the term 'Majority Whip'.

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Hey, it's almost 2015 and I've got an idea. Why don't you buy three g*d damned seats you miserable primitive bastards. Or better yet stick to the transportation of those nomadic Neolithic goat herders whose myths you follow like sheep!

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Mylar balloons and teddy bears worthy of Michelangelo, I'm sure.

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Great Moments in Superstition

Miraculous Mammaries

[Blessed Boobs?]

*Not Safe For Church

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Name calling: a slippery slope.

Already in wide release...unfortunately

Motivated by fear of revenue loss, tits.

Chin Jowl Ton stuffs Sony stocking stuffer.

"For you, such a deal!"

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And we must say: money well-spent!

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due to confused theology

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But is it Kosher?

Puti-poot hopes Russians will deal with crisis in their traditional way.

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Calling Meyer Lansky's Estate

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Bush League

Biggest Publicity Stunt / Hoax Ever?

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I really think Angelina Jolie is Merle Streep and Orson Welles all rolled up into one brilliant package.         S. Rudin

"Dat Maru, he so funny. I bet he taste good."

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Maru

The ease with which Sony was bullied into withdrawing 'The Interview' has encouraged others to demand that movies which offend them not be released.

"Herro, herro, is anybody there?"

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"You find Seoul MILFS.com right now or I have you killed."

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Oops

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Coming Soon!

Middle Eastern holy man calls for the death of infidels.

Luke 19  
²⁷ But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.

Well, at least he's moved on from 9/11!, 9/11!, 9/11!

and your boy Bernie Kerik did such a
fine job making people respect the police

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In Miami, whining about Cuba temporarily drowns out whining about Israel.

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"Wait, wait, I rove dis part where Maly Ann and the Plofessor pray joke on Mrs. Howelr."

30! Shouldn't that be 'prodigious' gym teacher?

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DECEMBER 20, 2014: Still Fair & Balanced

After caving like a frightened kitten, Sony climbs back into the saddle.

Russians experience wave of nostalgia.

Oligarchs buying Maseratis in 6-packs.

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Scott Walker b. 1967: A callow twat--too young to remember Madison '67- '70!

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"Fiddle dee dee!"

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In light of recent threats, an edited and dubbed M.A.S.H. now set during the Spanish American War.

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"Pay no attention to the tiny man behind the curtain."

"I am the great and powerful Czarina Czar of all the Russias."

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Credible threats include "filling the theaters with kimchi breath".

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In Theaters Soon

Well someone has to stand up for those poor uncompensated night club owners and donkey trainers.

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Gwyneth Paltrow demonstrates to Meryl Streep how she will interpret the Madeline Ashton role in the remake of 'Death Becomes Her'.

Why, because chop sticks can be dangerous?

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Yes, of course it's racist, but this is John-I-can-rationalize-anything-Yoo we're talking about.

"My bad, eh"

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Truth in Advertising 5

'Pulled' or do you mean 'tugged'?

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"needs more salt"

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cynic seeks shekels

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