*How many time I tell you; steal US, or French, or Chinese, or even Indian technology, not Russian?

 

Since the DPRK has just expended 78% of its arsenal in theatrical saber rattling, maybe now is the time clean the fat boy's clock!

* roughly: "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit..."

 

Looks like you can forget about January and February too.

 

And there goes the December rice ration for 26 million North Koreans.

 

And thereby spending 21% of their GNP for 2022.

Let's hear it for that next juche famine!

 

Procurer-in-Chief

It all started with a lecherous wink,

Then Trump told Sarah to show Kim ‘some pink’.

And thus, so it would seem,

She ‘took one for the team’.

Now she can't get rid of that Kim-chi stink!

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North Korea Declares War, Victory

This morning, citizens of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea (DPRK) were treated to images on state television of the glorious and total victory over the imperialist pig dogs of the U.S. in valiant 9 hour struggle.