28 February 2015

Desperate Republican Leadership Contemplates Casting An Even Wider Net

27 February 2015

featuring both in calls and out calls

"I've fallen, and I can't get up."

Oh please don't get up!

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26 February 2015

A small vocal group with disproportionate power? Sure hope that doesn't affect our policies toward Israel or Cuba.

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Restoring the Glory of Mother Russia

Vlad I as the Grand Duchess Anastasia

23 February 2015

The FOX is also susceptible to Rhabdoviridae

Yeah, dynasties always work out so well.

22 February 2015

"I don't really know if Scott Walker practices coprophagia or not."

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Another Pathetic Moment in Superstition

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21 February 2015

Putin Exposes Rating Short Comings

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20 February 2015

The editors regret

the inclusion of this photo in yesterday's post about the widespread rabies epidemic.

*For over a century, the University of Wisconsin has committed itself to some simple principles, such as, “Basic to every purpose of the system is the search for truth.” Under Walker’s budget, those words would be deleted from the school’s stated mission, along with the university’s commitment “to educate people and improve the human condition” and “serve and stimulate society.”

All of this language would be replaced with a new phrase: the university, under the Walker’s administration’s vision, would focus on “the state’s work force needs.” source

18 February 2015

"It sure beats the few rubles I made turning tricks for my KGB masters!"

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and we all know who Karl Rove scares

17 February 2015

Dance 10: Humanity 3

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"The Straight Town Haters' Ball"

I'll be down to get you in a HumVee Maggie

You'd better be ready around half past eight
Ah Maggie don't be late I want to be there when the crowd starts prayin'

Well just remember when we get there Tony
Us goons gonna handle them all
Even if 'married', we'll make sure they're harried
Tomorrow night at the straight town haters' ball

Well I'll be down to get you in a pickup Bryan.
You'd better be ready around half past eight
Ah straight man don't be late I want to be there when the hate starts flyin'

Just remember when we get there Ricky
How much we're gonna block those fairies
Take away their right, when no matter how hard they fight
Tomorrow night at the straight town haters' ball

15 February 2015

How Anti-Vaxing Fundamentalists Deal With Measles

Leviticus 13 King James Version (KJV)

13 And the Lord spake unto Moses and Aaron, saying,

²When a man shall have in the skin of his flesh a rising, a scab, or bright spot, and it be in the skin of his flesh like the plague of leprosy; then he shall be brought unto Aaron the priest, or unto one of his sons the priests:
³And the priest shall look on the plague in the skin of the flesh: and when the hair in the plague is turned white, and the plague in sight be deeper than the skin of his flesh, it is a plague of leprosy: and the priest shall look on him, and pronounce him unclean.
⁴If the bright spot be white in the skin of his flesh, and in sight be not deeper than the skin, and the hair thereof be not turned white; then the priest shall shut up him that hath the plague seven days:
⁵And the priest shall look on him the seventh day: and, behold, if the plague in his sight be at a stay, and the plague spread not in the skin; then the priest shall shut him up seven days more:
⁶And the priest shall look on him again the seventh day: and, behold, if the plague be somewhat dark, and the plague spread not in the skin, the priest shall pronounce him clean: it is but a scab: and he shall wash his clothes, and be clean.
⁷But if the scab spread much abroad in the skin, after that he hath been seen of the priest for his cleansing, he shall be seen of the priest again.
⁸And if the priest see that, behold, the scab spreadeth in the skin, then the priest shall pronounce him unclean: it is a leprosy.
⁹When the plague of leprosy is in a man, then he shall be brought unto the priest;
¹⁰And the priest shall see him: and, behold, if the rising be white in the skin, and it have turned the hair white, and there be quick raw flesh in the rising;
¹¹It is an old leprosy in the skin of his flesh, and the priest shall pronounce him unclean, and shall not shut him up: for he is unclean.
¹²And if a leprosy break out abroad in the skin, and the leprosy cover all the skin of him that hath the plague from his head even to his foot, wheresoever the priest looketh;
¹³Then the priest shall consider: and, behold, if the leprosy have covered all his flesh, he shall pronounce him clean that hath the plague: it is all turned white: he is clean.
¹⁴But when raw flesh appeareth in him, he shall be unclean.
¹⁵And the priest shall see the raw flesh, and pronounce him to be unclean: for the raw flesh is unclean: it is a leprosy.
¹⁶Or if the raw flesh turn again, and be changed unto white, he shall come unto the priest;
¹⁷And the priest shall see him: and, behold, if the plague be turned into white; then the priest shall pronounce him clean that hath the plague: he is clean.
¹⁸The flesh also, in which, even in the skin thereof, was a boil, and is healed,
¹⁹And in the place of the boil there be a white rising, or a bright spot, white, and somewhat reddish, and it be shewed to the priest;
²⁰And if, when the priest seeth it, behold, it be in sight lower than the skin, and the hair thereof be turned white; the priest shall pronounce him unclean: it is a plague of leprosy broken out of the boil.
²¹But if the priest look on it, and, behold, there be no white hairs therein, and if it be not lower than the skin, but be somewhat dark; then the priest shall shut him up seven days:
²²And if it spread much abroad in the skin, then the priest shall pronounce him unclean: it is a plague.
²³But if the bright spot stay in his place, and spread not, it is a burning boil; and the priest shall pronounce him clean.
²⁴Or if there be any flesh, in the skin whereof there is a hot burning, and the quick flesh that burneth have a white bright spot, somewhat reddish, or white;
²⁵Then the priest shall look upon it: and, behold, if the hair in the bright spot be turned white, and it be in sight deeper than the skin; it is a leprosy broken out of the burning: wherefore the priest shall pronounce him unclean: it is the plague of leprosy.
²⁶But if the priest look on it, and, behold, there be no white hair in the bright spot, and it be no lower than the other skin, but be somewhat dark; then the priest shall shut him up seven days:
²⁷And the priest shall look upon him the seventh day: and if it be spread much abroad in the skin, then the priest shall pronounce him unclean: it is the plague of leprosy.
²⁸And if the bright spot stay in his place, and spread not in the skin, but it be somewhat dark; it is a rising of the burning, and the priest shall pronounce him clean: for it is an inflammation of the burning.
²⁹If a man or woman have a plague upon the head or the beard;
³⁰Then the priest shall see the plague: and, behold, if it be in sight deeper than the skin; and there be in it a yellow thin hair; then the priest shall pronounce him unclean: it is a dry scall, even a leprosy upon the head or beard.
³¹And if the priest look on the plague of the scall, and, behold, it be not in sight deeper than the skin, and that there is no black hair in it; then the priest shall shut up him that hath the plague of the scall seven days:
³²And in the seventh day the priest shall look on the plague: and, behold, if the scall spread not, and there be in it no yellow hair, and the scall be not in sight deeper than the skin;
³³He shall be shaven, but the scall shall he not shave; and the priest shall shut up him that hath the scall seven days more:
³⁴And in the seventh day the priest shall look on the scall: and, behold, if the scall be not spread in the skin, nor be in sight deeper than the skin; then the priest shall pronounce him clean: and he shall wash his clothes, and be clean.
³⁵But if the scall spread much in the skin after his cleansing;
³⁶Then the priest shall look on him: and, behold, if the scall be spread in the skin, the priest shall not seek for yellow hair; he is unclean.
³⁷But if the scall be in his sight at a stay, and that there is black hair grown up therein; the scall is healed, he is clean: and the priest shall pronounce him clean.
³⁸If a man also or a woman have in the skin of their flesh bright spots, even white bright spots;
³⁹Then the priest shall look: and, behold, if the bright spots in the skin of their flesh be darkish white; it is a freckled spot that groweth in the skin; he is clean.
⁴⁰And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
⁴¹And he that hath his hair fallen off from the part of his head toward his face, he is forehead bald: yet is he clean.
⁴²And if there be in the bald head, or bald forehead, a white reddish sore; it is a leprosy sprung up in his bald head, or his bald forehead.
⁴³Then the priest shall look upon it: and, behold, if the rising of the sore be white reddish in his bald head, or in his bald forehead, as the leprosy appeareth in the skin of the flesh;
⁴⁴He is a leprous man, he is unclean: the priest shall pronounce him utterly unclean; his plague is in his head.
⁴⁵And the leper in whom the plague is, his clothes shall be rent, and his head bare, and he shall put a covering upon his upper lip, and shall cry, Unclean, unclean.
⁴⁶All the days wherein the plague shall be in him he shall be defiled; he is unclean: he shall dwell alone; without the camp shall his habitation be.
⁴⁷The garment also that the plague of leprosy is in, whether it be a woollen garment, or a linen garment;
⁴⁸Whether it be in the warp, or woof; of linen, or of woollen; whether in a skin, or in any thing made of skin;
⁴⁹And if the plague be greenish or reddish in the garment, or in the skin, either in the warp, or in the woof, or in any thing of skin; it is a plague of leprosy, and shall be shewed unto the priest:
⁵⁰And the priest shall look upon the plague, and shut up it that hath the plague seven days:
⁵¹And he shall look on the plague on the seventh day: if the plague be spread in the garment, either in the warp, or in the woof, or in a skin, or in any work that is made of skin; the plague is a fretting leprosy; it is unclean.
⁵²He shall therefore burn that garment, whether warp or woof, in woollen or in linen, or any thing of skin, wherein the plague is: for it is a fretting leprosy; it shall be burnt in the fire.
⁵³And if the priest shall look, and, behold, the plague be not spread in the garment, either in the warp, or in the woof, or in any thing of skin;
⁵⁴Then the priest shall command that they wash the thing wherein the plague is, and he shall shut it up seven days more:
⁵⁵And the priest shall look on the plague, after that it is washed: and, behold, if the plague have not changed his colour, and the plague be not spread; it is unclean; thou shalt burn it in the fire; it is fret inward, whether it be bare within or without.
⁵⁶And if the priest look, and, behold, the plague be somewhat dark after the washing of it; then he shall rend it out of the garment, or out of the skin, or out of the warp, or out of the woof:
⁵⁷And if it appear still in the garment, either in the warp, or in the woof, or in any thing of skin; it is a spreading plague: thou shalt burn that wherein the plague is with fire.
⁵⁸And the garment, either warp, or woof, or whatsoever thing of skin it be, which thou shalt wash, if the plague be departed from them, then it shall be washed the second time, and shall be clean.
⁵⁹This is the law of the plague of leprosy in a garment of woollen or linen, either in the warp, or woof, or any thing of skins, to pronounce it clean, or to pronounce it unclean.

Gov. Jindal responds to questions about his London 'no-go' regions statements.

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Republican leadership continues to explore diversity.

14 February 2015

because his judgement is inpeared?

Secret Service solicits code-name ideas in preparation for Jeb Bush becoming a candidate.

1. In 1999, Columba Bush —then the first lady of Florida — catapulted into the spotlight when it became clear that after a trip to Paris, she declared $500 worth of goods at customs even though she actually made close to $20,000 in purchases. She apologized and paid significant fines.

2. In the early morning hours of January 29, 2002, Noelle Bush was arrested for alleged prescription fraud for attempting to obtain Xanax at a Tallahassee pharmacy.[87] On July 15, 2002, Noelle was arrested at her court-appointed drug rehab facility, the Center for Drug Free Living, in Orlando, Florida, after workers found a "white, rocklike substance" they said they found in Noelle Bush's shoes. The substance later tested positive for cocaine, possession of which, in any amount, is a felony.

3. In 2005, Jeb Bush Jr., then 21, was arrested in Texas on Austin’s rowdy Sixth Street for public intoxication and resisting arrest.

4. When George P. Bush was a Rice University student, Bush was investigated for burglary and criminal mischief related to a 4 AM visit to the Miami home of his ex, Cristina Cohen, and her parents.

5. John Bush was nabbed having sex outside the Tallahassee Mall on Oct. 7 by a pair of mall security guards, who reported the steamed window shenanigans to Tallahassee Police Sgt. Oscar Brannon. Brannon’s report says Bush and his unnamed blonde companion, a student at an elite private school, were both “naked from the waist down” and locked in a lusty embrace inside a blue Jeep Cherokee. The cop filed a “sexual misconduct” report since the couple were having sex in public view.

13 February 2015

Secrets! What a surprise

from an organization that, in effect, sanctioned child rape through its secretiveness.

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My Favorite Albertan

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12 February 2015

It takes one to know one...con man that is.

words from the increasingly irrelevant (and shrill) convicted felon and small-time bigamist ~~Dinesh D'Sousa~~ D’Vorce D’Spousa*
*courtesy of Mock Paper Scissors