BOO !

Act II

Let's!

This just in [quite some time ago]

Enterprising Journalists Discover Proof of Hillary's Treachery

Stuff Happens V

Da Speakah' is in da House?

Assad & Putin

The rest of the picture...

The Generation Z Look: The Eloi Look

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Eloi and Morlocks

Words of Wisdom from Ben Carson

"If slaves had had bullwhips, overseers would have picked the cotton."

Why not just use a mixture Jan's leftover HRT, Paxil, lithium, and Miralax?

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From The Police Blotter

"So there, bitches!"

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Lest we forget...

Originally posted 20 Nov. 2012

I must say: separated at birth?

Trey Goudy                        Ed Grimley

Nice work if you can get

through the classroom training without being shot to death.

Everything that's wrong with America in one sentence.

Kardashian immediately flew to Odom's side when it was reported that the former NBA star had collapsed at a Nevada brothel last week. [The Huffington Post 21 Oct. 2015]

"Hey, at least I didn't phone it in !"

"Hold your horses Sheldon, I'll rub some oil on you in a minute."

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Stuff Happens IV

Has Scientology found the next Mrs. Cruise?

and we won't even start on W's fraudulent war in Iraq

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Pinhead and Pinocchio return to the scene of the crime(s).

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apparently some more 'stuff' happened

Why the surprise?

Has it been all that long since another buffoon 

with poofed hair fooled the sheep?

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Stuff Happens III

"like, dude, where the under-aged chicks?"*

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*Jeb Jr. police run-in [one of]

A Cautionary Tale For US Politicians?

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Who Wants To Be President

A: US Senator's salary

B: Federal minimum wage

C: Madonna's fee

D: High school teacher's salary (average)

Office pool favors Northeast for next exercise of Second Amendment rights.

"The smart money is on Scranton and Providence."

There's something about Carly Fiorina that puts me in mind of Mary McCarthy...

no it's not her intellect, it's, it's...I know, it's what she said about Lillian Hellman: 
"every word [Hellman] writes is a lie, including 'and' and 'the'."

originally posted 24 April 2015

"Maybe the boychick could talk to some cousins in Havana
about a deal for a few casinos and 'clubs for gentlemen'."

The Next House Speaker?

Louie tosses his topknot into the ring.

Now in tryouts!

and as they sing in 'A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum':
"Tragedy tomorrow, comedy tonight".

Says the man who brought us Sarah Palin

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and vice versa

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CORRECTION

Stuff Happens II

Candidate Jindal:

No flies on that Bobby!

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Rupert Murdoch: "Goodbye Dugs, Hello Titties"

Stuff Happens I

yadda, yadda, yadda

Out there, the next mass shooter prepares for work.

"People, kill people", Wayne will say with a smirk.

The nation will throw fits,

But in Washington it's:

The same old NRA-sponsored circle jerk.

IT'S OFFICIAL !

 “I never saw a body with bullet holes that was more devastating than taking the right to arm ourselves away.” B. Carson, M.D.

Shopping at the Entitlement Store

Perfect for that Sacred Tart of Cheeses!

[Passed Sell By-Date]

"And I literally know from rabid."

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That'll set the race on fire.

"Y-axis, Y-axis? I don' need no stinkin' Y-axis!"

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Stuff Happens

We Wonder?

Benghazi!  Benghazi!  Benghazi!  [Or not]

Ode Near A Grecian Urn

*It's time to say goodbye to John Boehner,

Soon he'll be on some lobby's retainer.

Sure he was dissed,

But he'll be missed,

Because the House will grow yet insaner !