In a desperate attempt to remain relevant and secure face time...

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"Whose that top dog? Yes you are, yes you are..."

Prevaricating Paul or just Lick-spittle Paul?

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Thank you John Boehner.

Now tell us something we don't know.

And Former House Speaker Denny Hastert calls Ted Cruz 'ugly, and way way too old'.

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"OK, so you guys agree, the chick will play better than a real Hispanic or some other demographic?"

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yadda, yadda, yadda

Fundamentalist Entrepreneurs Propose Solution

Ezekiel 7:17  ... every leg will be wet with urine.

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Convention Countdown

To which Scott Walker shouts: "Molotov!"

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Now all we need is for Fiat to complete the restoration of the Axis.

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Seen recently in Rio

The Binity?

2 out of 3 ain't bad

VAI!

"and my prostate ain't gettin' any younger"

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Case study #327: Elder Larson

...watched so much pornography that he needed golden spectacles.

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Prince, formerly known as alive: dead.

Translation: "please, please, pleeeeze give an old washed-up hack a job".

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Gluten-free at last, gluten-free at last, thank dog almighty, gluten-free at last.

Would I lie?

Wayne puts the lube Gun Oil to constant use.

You know just what I mean. Don't be obtuse!

Slip and slide,

Stroke and glide.

Without it would truly be self 'abuse'.

A 'toothsome' couple

We know who the Celebrant was and who did the catering,
but my question is: who's their dentist? 

Which misunderstood / misused term is more annoying?

'Hack' or 'Trending'

[Obviously I've given up on 'massive' and 'enormity', and don't get me started on 'niggardly'.]

Waterproof!

¡Ahora, también en Español!

Stephen Collins sent his regrets.

"Because the reunion venue is within 1,000 feet of an elementary school, I fear I must decline the invitation." 

Meldonium?

Sounds like a transuranic element, or one of those Eastern European countries where Peter Graves and his Mission Impossible team used to operate.

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Republicans Practice Backhanding America

K. Kardashian: "Only two pounds, eh!"

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"Now why didn't I think of that": Lance Armstrong

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Mixed? Pairs?

On both sides of the beach!

Oh, I thought you meant the populace.

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Campaign 2016: where April 1st is like every other day.