Celebrating the Super Bowl in the most iconic American way possible.

 

Same old- same old...

 

Indianapolis Is So Yesterday

 

Despite preparations, it appears that Wayne LaPierre and the NRA are in for a rough time.

 

"We got eight, we got ten, when can we expect an even dozen?"

 

NRA Leader To New York AG Letitia James: “Bring It On”

LaPierre takes time out from spanking the monkey to spank San Francisco.

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5 Bedrooms, 9 Bathrooms, 2 Gun Rooms/Masturbatoriums

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Wayne LaPierre hospitalized with 'nervous exhaustion' brought on by this weekend's exciting 'events'.

"Melania and I send our warmest 
Thoughts and Prayers."

Wayne LaPierre re-elected NRA chief, survives power struggle

"Take that, Ollie!"

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 Today's NRA

"It's all about freedom, respect for the Constitution, and personal safety."

yeah, sure!

NRA Nabob Wayne LaPierre asks that any potential mass shooters please hold off for the time being. "I am spent from all the recent celebrations."

SHOW OF HANDS

How many of you think Antonin Scalia's interpretation of the Second Amendment agrees with the Founding Father's intentions?

Gun control and the Second Amendment are not mutually exclusive, you NRA merchant of death!

Writhing Until Sunset?

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"Oops! My bad!"

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“I have only five words for you: From my cold, dead hands.”

Seriously, why wait?

NEWS UPDATE!

Wayne LaPierre, Paul Ryan (and others) admitted to hospital with erections lasting more than 4 hours.

"Hey, it works for Trump!"

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Who could have seen something like that coming?

Nevada has some of the least stringent gun laws in the United States.

People are allowed to carry weapons and do not have to register themselves as a gun-owner.

Background checks are done when people buy guns, but they are also allowed to sell them privately.

The state does not ban assault weapons, which include automatic or semi-automatic firearms.

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