Security Will Be Tight

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Lil Marco Update:

"Yadda, yadda, yadda".

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Could there possibly be a more telling comment on the state of American politics and the quality of it's politicians?

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Costa Rica responds: You can try.

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Shouldn't that be:

“bunch of dykes who came from the Seven Sisters schools up in New England”?

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Let's drink a toast to a great comedic actor.

Well, have you ever seen them together?

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Do you suppose Lil Marco knows what sarcasm means? He doesn't seem to understand irony.

let alone, hypocrisy 

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Poor woman: first Whitewater, then Vince Foster, Bill's womanizing, Benghazi, the Foundation accusations, and now this.

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Mozart, improved!

It just keeps getting better.

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Wayne LaPierre's Recurring Nightmare

even after a relaxing wank to the latest issue of Guns & Ammo

A word from Pamela Worthington Hyde-Smythe

That Russki agent Manafort isn't looking so bad now.

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Pee Wee Urine Bags? The 'Say Anything' franchise? MABIS Douche Bag Systems?

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Big Pharma wannabe

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We wonder?

Have you ever been down the Jersey Shore during Québécois season?

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Fraud Jr. seeks to protect Fraud from confirmation of fraud.

Is Eric the one who always looks wet, or is he the other one?

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Do you like my

sourire manger merde, eh?

and the revolution is complete

Hey! Have you ever tried to peel a mango?

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Perhaps he's not intending to lose after all.

Truth in Advertising IV

Consider the Alternative

Is it considered grammatically incorrect to split the infinitive form of a fake verb?

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Neolithic Goat Herders Myths vs. Islamic Caliphatic Derivative Myths

Lochte Admits He ‘Over-Exaggerated’ Robbery Story

From Louisiana

laissez les bons temps rouler

The appeal of beach volleyball explained

Maybe he's English?

Seen near Scranton

While most swimmers are content just to pee in the pool,

others piss on the entire sport.

RIO DE JANEIRO — Soon after the first news media reports surfaced Sunday morning of an armed assault on four American swimmers, the athletes were interviewed at the United States Olympic team’s hospitality house by State Department officials, national swim team officials and Olympic officials. They all agreed that the swimmers should avoid further attention and that the United States Olympic Committee would soon put out a statement.

    But Ryan Lochte, a 12-time medal winner, left the hospitality house and walked across the street to Ipanema Beach, where he gave a lurid interview to NBC, describing a gun-to-head holdup by men identifying themselves as police officers.

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Let me give you a hint, Tony.

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If you've lost FOX News, what do you expect?

Next stop Der Stürmer?

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Like the old Avis ad: "When you're number 2, you try harder".

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"Power, he, he, heh, he, hehe, he, he, en, he, power"

OK guys, you've had your fun, but you are in your thirties--time to get real jobs and real lives.

ничтожество!*

*jerk, bum, loser, nonentity, weakling

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Yesterday

Later

Smoke gets in your eyes.

Pennsylvania: more than just a smoldering coal mine fire.

The Two Ronnies: Netherworld Edition

I just figured out their strategy:

in the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king.

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Maybe he's experiencing the phenomenon of repeating something so often it becomes meaningless.

Mebbe he fuhgoddaboudit ?

"I WAS BEING SARCASTIC !"

irrelevance in a dress

Comparing Hillary Clinton with Donald Trump, "both have astonishing flaws," and "neither is clearly better than the other," writes Archbishop Charles J. Chaput, in a column on the CatholicPhilly.com website.

Calling himself a "happily" registered independent, Chaput said it was not enough to vote for someone because he or she attends your church: He challenged the self-described Catholicity of Vice President Biden and vice presidential candidate Tim Kaine, who, Chaput wrote, "seem to ignore or publicly invent the context of their Catholic faith as they go along."

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