With apologies to Meredith Willson and Elizabeth Warren

The Wells Fargo Banker

Oho, the Wells Fargo Banker is a-comin' down the street.

Oh, please let him pass by me.

Oho, the Wells Fargo Banker is a-comin' down the street.

I wish, I knew what is in store for me. 

I got a Credit Card without askin',

Then something funny on my statement,

And once, a demand for payment.

You can imagine my amazement.

Oh, the Wells Fargo Banker is a-comin' now.

Is it a prepaid surprise or C.O.D.?

It could be assessment fees.

Or some surprising penalties. 

Yes, it could be, yes, you're right, it surely could be

Somethin' special,

Somethin' very, very special now

Just for me

Oho, the Wells Fargo Banker is a-comin' at me.

Oh, just let him pass my door.

Oho, the Wells Fargo Banker is a-comin'.

I fear I know what he is comin' for.