"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

15 March 2018

thus spake the President


They say I did it merely to vex-
Firing my top diplomat, Rex.
But it was diversion
From all my perversion
And so much talk about porn-star sex!

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