"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

02 April 2018

Available in 8-Track and LP Formats


Collusion (Tradition)
Collusion, collusion! Collusion!
Collusion, collusion! Collusion!
Who, day and night, must tweet with all
his might,
Fight the fake news and Crooked Hillary too?
And who has the right as the real President,
To have the final Twitter rage?
The Donald, the Donald! Collusion!
The Donald, the Donald! Collusion!

Indictment (Matchmaker)
Indictment, Indictment
Who will it be?
Who will he catch?
Will it be me?
Indictment, Indictment...


If I Were A Rich Man 





Sunrise, Sunset
Sunrise, sunset
Sunrise, sunset
Swiftly flow the Tweets
Little fibs turn overnight to chaos
And the FAKE NEWS overheats.
Sunrise, sunset
Sunrise, sunset
Sentences for years!
One conviction following another
Until we reach our funeral biers.

For Life (To Life)
For life, for life, lock 'm up
Lock 'm up, lock 'm up for life...

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