It's Spring, and sap is rising.

"I admit, I've fallen under the spell

Of that little Froggie, Emmanuel.

Vlad, you had your chance

At a true bromance.

And now, I don't care if you go to Hell!"

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"I admit, I've fallen under the spell

Of that little Froggie, Emmanuel.

I'm trading my Russian Bear

For a cutie with good hair.

Vlad, for all I care, you can go to Hell!"