Allahu Akbar

Guess who's having an 'ellipses' fit?

The Times noted that the missing words do not change the basic contents of the document and there are several other examples of Trump pressuring Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky for politically motivated investigations. But the Times reported that they provide more context about a number of questionable ellipses in the readout and raise further questions about how the White House handled the transcript of the call, which was stored on a secure server usually reserved for highly classified material.   
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Superannuated Media Whore, Ann Coulter Lite (TM) Impugns Patriot

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USA! USA! USA!!!: Where even our shootings have shootings!

Maybe Steve King is right...

at least about the incest part.

Will 'Quid Pro Quo' become the new 'Collusion'?

Pacific Gas and Electric updates recruiting ad.

And you thought Fat Sarah was the bottom of the barrel.

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Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL)

*Drunk With Power

MLB prepares special ceremonial first-pitch ball for the inevitable game five.

بسرعة ، قبل ان يتمكن القلة الروسية من الاتصا *

*Quick, before the Russian Oligarchs can call in!
[Also, Blogger appears to likes to flip Arabic text!!!]

Incoming!

USA! USA! USA!

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MLB prays for Nationals to sweep series.

Did Someone Just Out Himself?

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"Ich 'gefällt' es auch": Joseph Goebbels.

Please tell me there is at least one Preston Brooks* somewhere in Congress.

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Hey Pop. I brought you something; now all I need is the combination to the safe.

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

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"Witch Hunt", "Lynching": When can we expect "Holocaust"?

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Talk about 'Strange Fruit'.

Billie Holiday singing Strange Fruit
Included for ironic purposes in light of the 'good people on all sides' mentality.

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Trump dismissed what he called "this phony emoluments clause," a line in the U.S. Constitution that prevents the president and lawmakers from profiting from their offices.

"Fixed it!"

OK, maybe there was a way to satirize it.

RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel contemplates today's (and everyday's) special at GOP Headquarters cafeteria.

Commemorating The Centennial of Genocide With Genocide

How will this decision affect the attendance by his dumber children?

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Back in New York Again

and the Little Shop of Whores

Will it be a G8 if Trump brings a 'Plus 1'?

one born every minute...and I don't mean kittens

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Glass House!

Soon, with any luck, it will be the 'Big House'.

Adventures of a Catch Fart

Lindsey likes to take a moral stand.

Spouting that: “The Constitution’s grand”.

Then he does something truly heinous;

He turns around and licks Trump’s anus.

inspired by [i.e., stolen from] David Sedaris 

From the 25th Amendment Proceedings

Just Asking

Where were Jeffrey Epstein's "guards" last night?

HELLO!!!

Junior unhinges lower jaw in preparation for swallowing kitten.

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How could one possibly satirize this?

Trump upon learning that the 2019 Nobel Peace Prize went to a (presumably) shithole country.

"and furthermore, the Economics Nobel
went to helping people in shitehole countries"

Is Ukrainian Humpty about to take a great fall?

His True Colors Come Shining Through