"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

18 October 2019

Adventures of a Catch Fart


Lindsey likes to take a moral stand.
Spouting that: “The Constitution’s grand”.
Then he does something truly heinous;
He turns around and licks Trump’s anus.

inspired by [i.e., stolen from] David Sedaris 

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