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Showing posts with label opportunist. Show all posts
Showing posts with label opportunist. Show all posts

03 January 2021

Then and Now

I regret that I have but one
life to give for my country.



I regret that I have but one country
to betray in my cynical quest
to become its 2024 GOP
presidential candidate.


 


13 November 2018

MY TURN, MY TURN, I'M NEXT !

Join Sen. Graham tomorrow on Fox and Friends 
when sings some of his favorite show tunes including 
Maybe This Time from Cabaret, My Shot from Hamilton, 
and I'm Past My Prime from Li’l Abner.

10 September 2018

$$$

It has often caused people to ponder:
Why do they seem to grow ever fonder?
Well, the reason that Putin
For the Trumps keeps on rootin',
Is that he still has money to launder!

06 March 2018

Instead, he wields his gavel gingerly.


On one contentious issue after another — the investigation of Russian interference in American elections, trade, immigration and gun control — a speaker who rose to prominence as an outspoken, almost brash leader, determined to bring his party along with his vision of governance, has receded. Instead, he wields his gavel gingerly.

13 June 2016

Maybe he meant to say:

"Allah cannot be mocked."
Even slimier than Mr. Trump's tweet:
'Appreciate the congrats for being right 
on radical Islamic terrorism, I don’t want 
congrats, I want toughness & vigilance. 
We must be smart!'