Geographic Haikus

My trip to France, lost;

We have become pariahs.

Why? Selfish Texans.

Florida looks bad:

Always did— now with disease.

Hooray! Well deserved.

Arizona jerks

Must be allowed to PARTY!

Hospitals fill up.

North Carolina

One half of a foolish pair

South Carolina

Gulf Coast Contagion

Some of the reasons why are
Pride, Greed, Ignorance