A DIY limerick for a certain Congressman from Florida.

Suggestions for lines a, b, and e, rhymes:

Gaetz, sets, frets, abets, threats, regrets

[or: baits, takes, mates, rates]

Suggested pairs for lines c and d:

handle - scandal,

press - mess,

youth - truth

kids - skids,

Dad - SAD,

plain fact - Mann Act*

penetration - resignation

*link