"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

17 September 2021

Yesterday I ate a tube of horse paste.
It wasn’t too bad since it didn't taste.
And I am glad as Hell
I’ve lost my sense of smell,
'Cause the toilet is backed up with my waste.

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