"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

08 September 2022

Call & Response

I am the very model of a handsome perfect specimen,

Nothing like the Liberal; I am worth at least ten of them.

I may have stored some things at my oh so superb country club

Behind the couch and under beds, even in a garden shrub.

[But do not forget I’m also a very stable ge-ni-us.

And why would anyone think I would do anything so devious.]

In short, by living clean and following a precise regimen,

I am the very model of a handsome perfect specimen.

To the tune of  "A Modern Major General"



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