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I am the very model of a handsome perfect specimen,
Nothing like the Liberal; I am worth at least ten of them.
I may have stored some things at my oh so superb country club
Behind the couch and under beds, even in a garden shrub.
[But do not forget I’m also a very stable ge-ni-us.
And why would anyone think I would do anything so devious.]
In short, by living clean and following a precise regimen,
I am the very model of a handsome perfect specimen.
To the tune of "A Modern Major General"
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