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Diplomacy
♪ Bang bang, I shot you down
Bang bang, you hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, I used to shoot you down ♪
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Dear Mr. Mamdani,
Please do not eat or drink anything offered, do not touch doorknobs, do not accept any gifts of clothing, and above all do not walk near any open windows.
19 November 2025
With apologies to Jerry Herman
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[BOTH]
We'll always be bosom buddies
Friends, brothers, and pals
We'll always be bosom buddies
If life should reject you
There's me to protect you
[TRUMP]
If I say that your saw is vicious-
[MbS]
If I call you pedo-
[BOTH]
It's simply that
Who else but a bosom buddy
Will sit down and tell you the truth?
[BOTH]
We'll always be dear companions
We'll always be scheming
[MbS]
Orphan Annie and Sandy
[BOTH]
Like Amos and Andy
[TRUMP]
I'll always be Alice Toklas
If you'll be Gertrude Stein
And though I'll admit I've dished you
I've gossiped and gloated
But I'm so devoted
[MbS]
And if I say that sex and lies
Made you into a star
It's simply that
Who else but a bosom buddy
Will tell you how rotten you are
[BOTH]
Just turn your bosom buddy
For aid and affection
For help from detection
For loyalty, love, and forsooth
Remember that who else but a bosom buddy
Will sit down and level
And knows you’re the devil
Will sit down and tell you the truth?
We'll always be bosom buddies
Friends, brothers, and pals
We'll always be bosom buddies
If life should reject you
There's me to protect you
[TRUMP]
If I say that your saw is vicious-
[MbS]
If I call you pedo-
[BOTH]
It's simply that
Who else but a bosom buddy
Will sit down and tell you the truth?
[BOTH]
We'll always be dear companions
We'll always be scheming
[MbS]
Orphan Annie and Sandy
[BOTH]
Like Amos and Andy
[TRUMP]
I'll always be Alice Toklas
If you'll be Gertrude Stein
And though I'll admit I've dished you
I've gossiped and gloated
But I'm so devoted
[MbS]
And if I say that sex and lies
Made you into a star
It's simply that
Who else but a bosom buddy
Will tell you how rotten you are
[BOTH]
Just turn your bosom buddy
For aid and affection
For help from detection
For loyalty, love, and forsooth
Remember that who else but a bosom buddy
Will sit down and level
And knows you’re the devil
Will sit down and tell you the truth?
18 November 2025
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