Madame Tussauds rejects substandard figures as "unlifelike".

The RepubliCAN: Part 4,523

Dynasty meets Birdcage

The Base

what he told them

source

what they heard

Candidate Jindal prepares for Iowa campaign.

Pathetic has-been continues talking out of his ass long after his moment has passed.

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On TLC this August

Thanksgiving Day Parade Update: Notorious Gas Bag Deflated

Rachel Dolezal shares a photo from an old family album as proof of her heritage.

"I do not suffer from Melanocytic Dysphoria."

When It Comes Back To Bite You Dept.

There once was a smart ass, name of Al,

Whose spelling prowess began to fail.

He needs to be neater

Or get a proofreader.

This last gaffe is, is—beyond the pale!