"Here Daddy, try this. It's much better than that Sharpie!"

Geographic Haikus

My trip to France, lost;

We have become pariahs.

Why? Selfish Texans.

Florida looks bad:

Always did— now with disease.

Hooray! Well deserved.

Arizona jerks

Must be allowed to PARTY!

Hospitals fill up.

North Carolina

One half of a foolish pair

South Carolina

Gulf Coast Contagion

Some of the reasons why are
Pride, Greed, Ignorance

Roger Cohen, New York Times, 24 July 2020

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and in such a timely manner too

Despite poll, DeSantis assures us he has matters well in hand.

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Ben Shapiro, not so much a lap dog as...

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Texas Triage: Who deserves to be wheeled to the back of the line?

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Sooner, rather than later?

"From where I'm standing, things are looking pretty good."

The editors regret this alteration less than voters regret their 2016 vote.