Little Ricky 8: Santorum Headquarters Issues Corrected Campaign Ad

If an effort to capitalize on Mr. Santorum's  recent lecture on the etymology of 'napkin' and 'paper towel', staffers rushed an ad to press.  Today they released the corrected 
version (left).

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Tea Parties: Then and Now

Puerto Rican Senator Roberto Arango Caught Posting Nude Pics On Grindr

With apologies to Stephen Sondheim

Puerto Rico,
You lovely island . . .
Island of tropical breezes.
Always the pineapples growing,
Always the senator's ass showing . . .

from Guanabee.com

Do Enlighten Us, Please

While you are at it, where do you stand on the electromagnetic, gravitational, and atomic theories.

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the most recent affront

et. al

Perry Presidential Campaign Releases Schedule of Upcoming Appearances

Just checking in

New Yorkers Valiantly Face Hurricane Irene

"I have a dream" 48 years later

Giant Rats Found in Several Boroughs

New York City Prepares for Irene's Onslaught

So, what else is new?

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Nature: Dementia and Putrefaction Signal Coming of Death

source (unedited, I might add)

What's next? Frogs? Locust?

Mitt Romney: The Early Years 3

"Some days parody is hard, mmm-kay?"

But with time and the Google, 
not impossible.

In the ruins of Gadhafi's lair, rebels find album filled with photos of his 'darling' Condoleezza Rice

"Me deserves to have rich"

from the National Review Online

In Janesville, WI, someone who is unemployed because the GM Assembly Plant closed, can chose to spend $15 on:

It will cost $15 to ask Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) a question in person during the August congressional recess.

Puttin' On The Dog-- A Series: Perhaps a better career choice than politics.

What's the matter, didn't your astrologer tell you to stay home yesterday?

Nancy Reagan Stumbles At Reagan Library Event 

Additional Crack in D.C.? Meh.

Puttin' On The Dog-- A Series: Third Runner Up in Iowa Continues to Froth at the Mouth

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Pencil Neck in Virginia's 7th District Nearly Snapped by Quake

*ignore what follows below

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What's the difference?

One is a fat cat, the other just sucks up to them.

Paul Ryan Tries To Create Tax Loopholes 
For His Biggest Donors          

D.C. "Aftershock" Result of Conservative Republicans Slamming Shut Stall Doors Knocked Open by Quake

God attempts* to send a message to Congress

*apparently unaware that Congress rests 

the first through seventh day during August recess

Republican Innovation: Fee-based representation

"It works for lobbyists, why not for the little people and riff-raff."

More House 'pay-per-view' events

Looks like while Michele Bachmann was using the federal tit to enrich herself, Rick Perry was doing something similar: private sector style.

When Rick Perry entered the presidential race, he immediately challenged Michele Bachmann for the role of the preferred candidate of the Religious Right. This old story might come back and make some trouble for him on that front. It seems that Perry invested several thousand dollars in a movie rental chain that made most of its money on porn with titles like Teens with Tits Vol. 1, Teen Power Vol. 4, Teens Never Say No, Bisexual Barebacking Vol. 1, and Big Tit Brotha Lovers 6:     from The Stranger

Mitt Romney: More Recently

from Signon San Diego
LA JOLLA — GOP presidential contender Mitt Romney, scheduled to attend a series of fundraisers this weekend in San Diego, is also working on plans to nearly quadruple the size of his $12 million oceanfront manse in La Jolla. Romney has filed an application with the city to bulldoze his 3,009-square-foot, single-story home at 311 Dunemere Dr. and replace it with a two-story, 11,062-square-foot structure.

Mitt Romney: The Early Years --2

"How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm...

after they've suckled a quarter million dollars of farm subsidies out of the federal teat? "         source

"... And my husband and I have never gotten a penny of money from the farm," Bachmann said.  But her financial disclosures in 2009 and 2010 show her getting between $15,000 and $50,000 from the Bachmann Family Farm LP.          source

Judith/Holefernes: Michele/Timothy

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Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) charges constituents $15 to talk to him.

The House Budget Committee chairman isn’t holding any face-to-face open-to-the-public town hall meetings during the recess, but like several of his colleagues he will speak only for residents willing to open their wallets.

from Politico

An Embarrassment of Riches

and what about Napoleon and Genghis Khan ?

Bachmann: The American People Are Concerned About "The Rise Of The Soviet Union"

from Right Wing Watch

One "L"

One Reason Parisiens Developed A Tradition of Leaving Town In August

The DOW Plunges (yet again)

The Corndog: Why We Love Iowa

Looks like someone better work on her gag reflex if she wants to beat someone accustomed to Texas Longhorns.

You kiss babies with that mouth?

Mitt Romney: The Early Years --1

The only thing missing from this grin is the shit.

Rick Perry: Campaign Ad #1

Autopsy finds lethal brew: Cocaine, Alcohol, Raid™

Rick Perry Enters Presidential Race And Displays His Qualifications

Little Ricky 7: The Aftermath

Unable to take a break from his reparative therapy work, Marcus Bachmann sends congratulations to his wife on her fabulous showing in Iowa.

America responds to the Iowa Republican 'Debate'.

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