"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

06 September 2012

"Climb Every Mountain..."


Paul Ryan, Mountaineer
'Prevaricating Paul' at it again



Climb every mountain,
Fib high and low, 
Follow your base instinct, 
To the path below.

Climb every mountain,
Fudge every truth,
Never give into them,
'Till they find some proof.

A proof that will cause
You to apologize,
And always remember,
To bat those pretty eyes!
 
Climb every mountain,
Fib high and low,
Follow your base instinct,
To the path down low.*


*apologies to Oscar Hammerstein


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