All In The Family

GAGUE: The current issue.

Good luck, Barron.

When you're dumb enough not to buy a Mercedes.

Cadillac Car from Dreamgirls

Now, once upon a time

the Cadillac car represented the highest classes in America:

the pure unstained Wasp.

They never worried about the costs, no.

Then the Cadillac car was bought by the rising Jews

to show they were just as good and part of the scheme.

Now we've got the Cadillac taken over by our Negro brother

to prove he, too, belongs in the American dream.

I'm tryin' to tell you thus:

If the big white man can make us think

we need his Cadillac to make us feel good as him,

we can make him think

he needs our music to make him feel as good as us.

Ooh ee ooh ooh.

Got me a Cadillac, Cadillac, Cadillac,

Ooh ee ooh ooh.

got me a Cadillac car.

Oh, I got me a Cadillac, Cadillac, Cadillac,

Ooh ee ooh ooh.

Look at me, mister, I'm a star.

Jan Brewer sees opportunity to sell off surplus Secure Evidence Collection Stations

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Ululating on a cell phone perhaps?

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From Russia, With Love

YOU'RE THE TOP [This term]

27 March 2014: A Great Day for Superstition!

[and ironic headlines]

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not to mention Paula Deen, and Jimmy Dean, and the Dean of Westminister Abbey

But he just can't measure up to James Deen!

others pass gas

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Great Moments in Superstition XIII

and for those who are too young to catch the reference

Simply horrifying! Artificial birth control devices intended for the Vatican!

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Appealing to the base,

Teddi Cross covers the mash-up hit:
Big-Boned Gal From Southern Alberta: Deep In The Heart Of Texas.

Now, we are seven*.

*with apologies to Wordsworth

Paul Ryan attempts to mend fences by appearing in partial black face.

Keeping Up Morale: Putin Reviews, Entertains the Troops

Note to Ms. Kin

It's 2014, it's California; if you are still in thrall of mumbo jumbo invented by a bunch Neolithic goat herders, you deserve what you get.

Who knew? A hundred rabbis can't be wrong?

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limeRICKS 2016: So it begins.

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Charlatan Jr. also hijacks shoes from dad's almost cold feet to see if can fill them.

What better place for her than Congress!

Susanne @anus

AMERICA: Star of the new 'Left Behind' Series

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Have I missed something? Did Orly Taitz move to Dublin?

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The editors regret yesterday's typographical error that rendered the candidate's name as Susanne @Anus.

On second thought, we don't.

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Crimean Victory Sparks Wave of Russian Nostalgia for Other Wars, Other Lilliputian Dictators

Charge of the Lite Brigade

AMERICA: Star of the new 'Left Behind' Series

Great Moments in Superstition XII

Kosher for St. Patrick's Day

"Fo shizzle ma nizzle?"

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Top of the morning to you

Paul Ryan Celebrates His Heritage (and Present)

"Hey, you got any Adolph's Meat Tenderizer over there?"

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Keeping up morale on the Ukrainian border.

Rick is betting that the new soul patch will attract younger voters.

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Me-ow

Putin responds to the West's criticism of Crimea takeover.

Great Moments in Superstition XI

Hard-of-hearing pastor initiates new form of worship.

Bar-B-Q following the Service

Defending the Motherland

Prevaricating Paul: What a difference six hours makes.

9:00 AM 

3:00 PM

"I was talking about trust fund babies living on the Upper East Side inner city. Yeah, that's it, trust funds, Upper East Side, yeah, yeah, that's it, yeah..."


Seems like just yesterday Prevaricating Paul was talking about 'urban' areas.  link 1, link 2