Officials report that Bob La Follette's corpse is down from 5000 rpm to 4400.

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Hey, it's a natural mistake; he is Jewish after all.

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Apparently Donald Sterling isn't entirely against blacks---just as long as there's some pink involved.

Well, at least they didn't spell it with a 'K'.

Satisfaction!

and Mr. Adelson was pleased too

"and I'd circumcise them with an old can lid"

"What? You're kidding.  You mean like them others?  OK.  Re-circumsize'em!"

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and he's pissed that his fellow honoree isn't here

The Three Miracles Redux

Miracle 1: Turning dross into gold

Miracle 2: Hovering above St. Peter's Square for more than 17 minutes

Miracle 3:  Being not blind, but yet not seeing

The ability to think critically?

Vatican declares Popes John Paul II and John XXIII saints

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Patron Saint of Child Rapers?

BLM announces transfer of lands to DOD for drone target practice range.

The  Cliven Bundy Memorial Gunnery Range?

Coming to your local dinner theater.

The rancher and the Negro should be friends,
Oh, the rancher and the Negro should be friends.
One man likes to steal welfare, the other likes to be enslaved,
But that's no reason why they cain't be friends.
The Nevada folks should stick together,
All Nevada folks should all be pals.
Negroes dance with ranchers daughters,
Ranchers run and grab their guns.

All:
Nevada folks should stick together,
Nevada folks should all be pals.
Negroes dance with ranchers daughters,
Ranchers scream 'socialist gov'ment takeover'.

Sometimes, He works in ways that are not at all mysterious.

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Christie considers running.

Well that was quick!

and a 'happy' ANZAC day (April 25) too

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Anticipation

Great Moments in Superstition

Saint Lucy

Maybe this will correct that 'branding' problem!

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From Russia With Love Redux

*Please, Vladi; your hand is like ice.

and isn't 'Florida sinkhole' redundant?

Isn't 'Conservative Activist' an oxymoron?

Millions Enthralled !

The #1 science fiction hit!

After a satisfying encounter with Chris Christie, Sheldon Adelson invites other GOP presidential hopefuls to Las Vegas.

I am not going to touch this.

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"CUT!"

"How many times do I have to say it?  Less Sodom, more Gomorrah!"

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Parteeee!

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Amen to that.

Former Episcopalian keeps his options open.

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Has-been cow attempts to rewrite history / revive career.

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Mea Culpa(ble)

or Sincerely (up) Yours

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Just like A. Tecacca is 'Pro-Jenny McCarthy'

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Schadenfreude

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A tiny new star* is born!

Lily Putin appears courtesy of Freakingnews.com

*a white dwarf

What? What? If you aren't going to speak up how will I know what you want?

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Unfortunately, what happens in Vegas, doesn't always stay in Vegas.

Dropbox: A place to store old baggage.

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Special Ed.

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Premium Seat Upgrade

What? Coming to work drunk?

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The Flaming Issa

3 parts grain alcohol

1 part lighter fluid

2 drops Bitters

arm with extended-timer fuse, light and enjoy (or run)

You can fool some of the people all of the time.

Congressman attempts to make lemonade.

"Hey I thought it was a baby."

Money is Speech

Translation:  Money Talks

Mistake? What, like a false start?

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Thank you Jenny McCarthy!

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Unfortunately this isn't a 'memorial' issue.

How 'bout 'stead of paying them a salary, we pay them by the piece?

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