THIS JUST IN

Tilt !

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Do as I say...?

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WWRD? [What Would Reagan Do?]

Lying Mike at it again.

with apologies to Botero

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This is my rifle, this is my gun...

The National Rifle Association
Holds extremist views that cause consternation.
The need of guns
By tons and tons
Is just another form of masturbation.

Wayne LaPierre holds a high N-R-A rank.

Our obsession with guns: we have him to thank.

A cynical ghoul,

All spittle and drool,

Therefore, he's always portrayed having a wank.

Remember the old Republican Party?

"In my day the only thing someone with a name like 'Rafael' or 'Marco'
 could campaign for, was to be promoted from busboy to caddy at the Club."

Prescient? Hardly, it's all too obvious.

More Like 'Pucker Up'

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It takes a good boob with gun to stop a bad boob with a gun?

aahhh, guns and titties...

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2016: Santorum edging toward decision.

Borned Again! The Rev. James L. White. Amen!

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The RepubliCAN: Part 13

Saving themselves for the more appropriate "Doll House", or better yet: "Spook House"?

The only collapse Maggie needs to worry about.

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Meyer Lansky would be so proud.

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And the winner is...

plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose ...

What, you realized you were a talentless lout

who relied on $1.6 million worth of voice processing electronics to make relentlessly recycled 'songs' bearable to white trash audiences who lacked even a trace of musical discrimination? 

Koch Brothers Pick Special Candidate

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"Take two placebos and call me in the morning."

The Dr. Oz Show: now sponsored by Aflac® Insurance‎

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Calling Jenny McCarthy!

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Noting which way the winds are blowing, potential GOP presidential candidates fall all over each other courting the LGBT vote.

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Redacted for purposes of privacy, titillation, and legality.

Qué penamarc

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STOP THE PRESSES

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Still Crazy After All These Years

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" 'cause if the GOP wins, we're gonna need all the cannon-fodder we kin git."

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Something is rotten in the state of Wisconsin?

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Lynching: 2015-Style

Ben Carson

Hoping to court Hispanic voters with a Cuarto de Mayo announcement?

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Gee, I wonder how long a Holocaust denier would last in the History Department?

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Quick, get me the $%#&ing the oxygen!

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Despite financial constraints, Rand Paul Campaign discontinues recycling 2012 ephemera.

Irish-American Papist

Expresses Sympathy for Envy of an 'Oppressed' Group

"Wayne LaPierre: "Yeah, I have to tell you eight years of one demographically-symbolic president is enough."

we won't mention the other 220 years

and did we forget to point out that she's also BLACK

as can electing complete jerkoffs to positions of power

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Four and a half years: that's more than a handful Denver nuggets!

Source  14 Apr. 2015

Source  30 Nov. 2010

NRA Responds

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Ahhhh, guns and children...

Snowden Finally Earns His Keep

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The RepubliCAN: Special Edition

Marco Rubio's Vision for America

"I had a drean, a dring about ju, JU. S. A."

Rita Moreno in The Ritz

Frugal Paul campaign to repurpose unsold 2012 merchandise