Well, you could argue that in the case of Sarah and Todd Palin, the results were malignant.

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Apparently there is a free lunch.

Some things cannot be made up (sigh).

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Rubio updates old Cuban song with his own endless refrain.

and for something really amusing go to National Report

via National Report

AND grammarless

"Me hurt bad, you fix."

now, if only it would spontaneously combust

Looks like Christie used Trump's make up team at last night's debate.

Unfortunately it may be too late for Ben himself.

Dr. Carson's Protective Head Gear(TM) available at bencarson.com.

"...four score and seven years ago as I was walking through the valley of the shadow ..."

Carson points to the 'Belgiums' he referred to in last night's debate.

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Quick: Alert One Million Moms!

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The siege is dead!

Long live the GoFundMe scams campaigns!

28 Jan. 2016: The 30th anniversary of the Challenger disaster.

"Screw you guys, I'm going home."

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If it looks like self-loathing, sounds like self-loathing, and smells like self-loathing, it must be...

Note: She must have left her bullet and fetus necklaces at home.

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MEH!

Duh!

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"Who will be the lucky citizens this time, I wonder?"

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Mormor Mia!

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Never underestimate the gullibility of the electorate.

One prays it comes with a long-sleeved jacket!

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PM Trudeau announces plans for Southern Border Wall to be paid for by U.S..

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Welcome to Wayne's World

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Copy Editor's Proof

"Do you have any idea how difficult it is to hold a gun AND masturbate at the same time?" The suspect reportedly said.

The victim reportedly thanked the shooter for saving her
 from having to watch an entire Michael Bay movie.

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Campaign 2016

Well, finally someone calls a spade a spade!

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It's January, it's North America, get over it!

Where's the hot tar when you need it?*

*a lot of it's on the beach at Santa Barbara

Exxon's Oil Industry Peers Knew About Climate Dangers in the 1970s, Too

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USA! USA! USA!

More like SPDT*

*Sarah Palin Drama Trauma 

“I looked the man in the eye. I found him to be very straightforward and trustworthy."

Even in a solid state, the Gene Pool manages a bit of a cleansing.

How far will she go to be asked to be Trump's running mate?

[And how deluded is she to think he would ask?]

Maybe Track mixed Momma's drugs with alcohol.

Ten months in America will do it every time.

Like they say---Wasilla: equal parts duffel, sleeping, and douche bag.

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Bill Cosby says he will join Oscars Boycott

"FREEZE M***ER F***ER"

Ted Cruz after spending 30 seconds with Ted Cruz.

What's next:

the talented to boycott the People's Choice Awards?

"And Osiris better be watching out too."

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This Just In

CIA's ghetto clearing schemes backfire!

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Santorum reveals immigration/economic platforms.

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HOSPITTI SUPRA REGENDI

Gun Deaths Exceed Motor Vehicle Deaths in 21 States and the District of Columbia.*

Hey folks, we barely made the cut. 
So it's Saturday night and North Philly, you know what has to be done.

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Of course, that presumes he had some.

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just sayin'

There is precedent; remember the Reichstag fire.

Rubio promises to give a SOTU like he means it! USA! USA!

One of these does not belong.

Sorry, wrong pictures; these are all too similar.