this morning's screed

cartoon courtesy of Jim Morin and The Miami Herald 

"Wendy, Debbie,WHATEVER! Ain't about to grab that 3!"

Not the only Wasserman* Trump needs to worry about.

As a nation we have had recent shocks.

Partly since he gets ideas from FOX.

It does sound ridiculous

But he was promiscuous,

And now we might deal with the Pox!

I fear that I would be remiss

These rumors to merely dismiss.

Does the fate of the nation

Depend on incubation

Of microbial syphilis?

Although the evidence is incomplete,

With multiple symptoms, he is replete.

So when his plane lands

It's why all the bands

Greet him, playing: Hail to the Spirochete

*Wassermann Test (Link)

Welcome to Wayne's World

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