Petulence: a quality we always look for in a leader.

What's that old expression? Hell on Earth?

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Only six more days 'til titty sports!

Truth in Advertising

"And make sure this bitch has an actual degree from somewhere!"

More and more Presidential every day.

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Gee, when did polo return to the Olympics?

well the 'games' are all about ego, TV ratings, and money
(the last time they were about sport was 1960) 

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Foreign Relations

"Sarcasm, yeah, yeah, that's right, sarcasm."

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PAUL RYAN SEES POTENTIAL PATH FORWARD FOR GOP

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"Kean, Kaine, Goldberg, Iceberg, whatever!"

"And I never did like those big-eyed kids he drew."

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Dims co-opt Reagan's optimism (and cheap jingoism).

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President Putin puts in long hours defending the motherland.

Yeah Bill, so were the eunuchs that guarded the harem.

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all the news that's fit to print

News From (Way) Down South

Tomorrow belongs, tomorrow belongs, tomorrow belongs to me.

First Lady Delivers Nonplagiarized Speech

in lieu of something useful

Willy Penn Salutes Hillary's Arrival In Philadelphia

Response to LATEST Florida mass shooting!

Wanna bet how quickly Mr. Trump would throw this 'loser' under the bus?

Are you sure you know what that word means?

Trump Begines Negro Outreach

"Woop woop!"

New 'Murican Hero Series VII

Help turn a frown upside down.

It could work.

Pathetic old Irish failure

thinks he wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, composed  Le nozze di Figaro, and painted La Grande Jatte.

"Yeah, 28 to 36, blond, about five-nine, just make sure this one doesn't speak English!"

"and make it quick"

And you can bet some of those fingers are tiny little bitty things.

UPDATE: The Cleveland Contention

"The Trump Tower Grill does the latest food fads. I love the Gays."

"Vegan coming soon, 'cause I love the Dykes too."

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Pence Cries Foul

Disney sues George W. Bush for copyright infringement.

The suit stems from an impromtu performance of Pinocchio's signature song: 'I've Got No Strings [to Hold Me Down]' at Dallas memorial.

Perhaps it's time to re-institute literacy tests for American voters.

Science literacy tests!

26% think the Sun revolves around the Earth¹

40% believe the Earth has existed for 10,000 years or less³

45% believe that astrology is a science¹

49% think antibiotics kill viruses¹

37% believe God created humans in their current form²

77% believe angels are real⁴

 [If you really want to be disheartened, Google 'encounters with angels'.]

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Any similarity is purely coincidental.

And how 'bout running a Wassermann test on every serial adulterer?

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"Constitution? Constitution?

We don' need no stinkin' Article II, Section 2, Clause 2 of the Constitution!"

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New 'Murican Hero Series VI

Wayne LaPierre calls on his French heritage in his response to the latest attempts at gun control legislation.

Oh the inhumanity!

Says the man whose out-of-control brat acted out all during Rudi's first inauguration as NYC mayor.

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SURPRISE!

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Maybe more of a 'death spiral' than a circle.

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Get her!

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Google notes search spike for: 'water heater', 'heater adjustment','burn treatment' in Red states.

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Sarah Palin publishes grammar quiz for seventh graders.

Shame on our culture's influencers who would stir contention and division that could lead to evil such as that in Dallas. Shame on politicians and pundits giving credence to thugs rioting against police officers and the rule of law in the name of "peaceful protests." It is a farce. #BlackLivesMatter is a farce. 

For more:  https://www.facebook.com/sarahpalin/posts/10154347515733588:0

Texas legislator:

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"Now, who could have possibly anticipated this as an outcome of our legislation"?

LARGEST SELECTION OF OFFAL IN THE NATION