Pillow Talk as Foreign Policy

*roughly: You tell them, sweetheart

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Former KGB's bum-boy's former bum-boy attempts to make foreign policy.

*Roughly: Sweetheart, remember when you would
eat the fly agaric mushrooms and I would drink your
pee and we would both get high?

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Former Putin pet bitch slaps America.

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Putin's Russian bum boy bitch slaps his American one.

Don't you just love it when a Russian politician 

talks about liquidating someone?

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Foreign Relations

Imagine the Pillow Talk in the Kremlin

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Baby, it's cold outside...

Kremlin Kapers

What's with Putin? We've not heard a lot.

Threatening some potential hot spot?

But say— isn't it time,

With his partner in crime,

To perform yet another flip-flop?

"Honey, I'm home!"

So many possibilities.

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Mr. Putin contemplates Mr. Put-In.

*Guess what? I'm wearing mine now!

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