"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

13 January 2018

From The Top



I am the very model of a modern stable ge-ni-us.
And have I mentioned my great, large, and magnificent pe-ni-us?
I can be capricious, moody, and totally mischievous.
The damage I do daily runs from terrible to grie-v-ous.
I swat at flies and little twits; I swear it gives Ivanka fits.
I will face all Twenty-Twenty challenges even if it's Mitt's.

I do fear an interview with Mueller might lead to my defeat.
Thus I'll be pro-active and strike him with a devastating Tweet!
And let us hear it one more time for my glorious pe-ni-us.
I continue to be the model of a stable ge-ni-us.

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