"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

17 January 2018

Sweet Refrain















Yes I am the very model of a modern stable genius.
I know things categorical like phyla, order, and genus.
I fight against the New York Times with a constant stream of Twitter
From the Oval Office, in my bed, or even on the shitter.
And on a daily basis, I am nothing much more than feckless.
However, from time to time, I can be so completely reckless.
Those kneeling football players are making America look bad.
Why things have come to this is something I do not understand. SAD!!!
Did you think you would get away without hearing of my penis?
I am still the very model of a modern stable genius.
Have you noticed that I mention my dick every time I'm able?
That's because I am a genus—one that is so very stable.

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