"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

11 January 2018

Verse 2

I am the very model of a modern stable ge-ni-us.
With an arsenal of nukes, and of course my manly pe-ni-us.
Since 'I am like a smart person', I tend to speak in similes.
My mind's divine and that is well-reflected in my policies.
I am surrounded by sycophants, and toadies, and loyal kin
Who massage my ego and defend my oh so very thin skin.
When the Fake News Media say I am so reprehensible
I just send fat Sarah out to defend the indefensible.
Now I must call Hannity to tell him something quite devious,
'Cause I'm the very model of a modern stable ge-ni-us.

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