"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

07 January 2018

More apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan


I am the very model of a modern, stable ge-ni-us.
I've body parts quite sizable: hands, fingers, and my pe-ni-us.
I come from Queens, and am often given to flights hysterical,
That I won the election is something oddly numerical.
I'm very well acquainted, too, with all matters romantical,
I understand seduction, both the unwanted and despicable,
In short, in matters sexual, political, and hei-ni-ous
I am the very model of a modern stable ge-ni-us.

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