Sorry Sheryl, I had chosen not to post this 27 Nov. comment on Ms. Senior's column because of its poor taste. However today's NY Time article (see below) changed my mind.

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Buh Bye: An easy act to follow

Paul Ryan ending his time as Lame Duck.

Then he departs and will need some good luck.

Because he’ll soon learn that the rich

No longer need their little bitch

And now he is just another sad cuck!

Stormy only got $130,000

I guess it costs more to be a bottom than a top.

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It will all come out in the wash.

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You can almost smell the flop sweat.

7:45 AM,  29 Nov. 2018

"Welcome to the club"

This is beginning to remind me of the 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference*

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If Ivanka is a feckless one, this tub is an unprincipled and malicious one.

Climate Change

The government has issued a report.

“So what” was the G.O.P.’s quick retort.

And showing no sorrow

For folks of tomorrow,

They screw the future as if it were sport.

And The Biggest Takeaway?

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Mea Culpa(ble)

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And Rick Santorum is driven by Pavlovian response to neolithic goat herders myths interpreted by 4th century masochists, 16th century sybarites, and 20th century child rapers.

Innovative Americans Manage To Combine Two Favorite Pastimes

Why care about the 'mortal vessel? He's gone to his beloved 'my God's better than your god' Jebus!

"But it's our heritage!"

Climate Change Is Complex

And Grammar Quality-Control Is Hard

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We steal your stuff RIGHT NOW!

More Doggerel

This cautionary tale: where to begin?

It's about a man, avarice, and sin.

Oops, I'm sorry to offend;

But we must to skip to the end

'Cause the walls (and Mueller) are closing in!

Most of what's wrong with the country captured in one picture.

22 November 2018

Two out of three* of his wives agree: "He is definitely a two-timer".

*The third says: He ist yust a vhoremonger"!

How is it that the doorman has this authority?

Give her enough rope and maybe she'll...

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Galatians 6:7-9: ... for whatsoever ye soweth, that shall ye also reap.

[The Ballad of a Preacher's Daughter]

Soon justice will come to all of Trump’s whores

‘Specially one who channeled Infowars.

She shuns the First Amendment

And breaks the Ninth Commandment.

Thus something Biblical: Boils and Sores!

Every day for Trump, his minion toils

Her reputation, she further soils.

For every word from her mouth

Is a lie tinged by the South.

Her punishment will be Sores and Boils!

Business As Ususal

Falling for GOP propaganda, House Dems scramble to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

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All Together Now!

Lock Her Up, Lock Her Up, Lock Her Up, Lock Her Up...

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Sooner rather than later?

The nation has grown so terribly tense.

How much longer will we be in suspense?

When Trump blows a gasket,

Or leaves in a casket—

Praise Jesus! We've now got President Pence!

There once was...

There once was a little churl

Who had a phony curl

Right in the middle of his forehead.

When he was bad

He was very very bad

When he was worse,

He was horrid.

What he meant to say: "Thank you Mr. President, and I'd also like to thank all those people killed in mass shootings made possible by my interpretation of the 2nd Amendment".

'Go Fund Me' to change name to 'Go Fuck Me'.

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Alternative Alternative Facts?

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Wonder how these crones will appreciate the President after their Social Security and Medicare are cut?

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"We Know Nothing, Nothing...

[also, more irony]

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Holy Crap!

Oh, The Irony

Transparency

Your ignoring of the Vets was the pits. 

And the public’s ire gave you the shits.

So you had your trolls

Go check all the polls.

Now there’s an obvious P.R. blitz !

And we all know what will happen when push comes to shove.

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Ode to the Odious

So now the Secret Service you’re blaming

And Macron, your French host you are shaming.

Shut up you fat prick

We’re sick of your shtick;

You’re no more than an asshole that’s flaming!

Latter Day Nero Tweets While California Burns

If this superannuated and desiccated hag is invited to a public orgy, somebody better bring a lot of KY.

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Worried what a Democrat Controlled House means, DJ prepares for his possible incarceration.

When you're packing this much flammable material, it's smart to say nice things about fire fighters.

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"Papa, aspetta, abbiamo bisogno di più tempo per nascondere gli ermellini, gli smeraldi e l'oro da procedimenti legali."*

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*Father, hold up, we need more time to hide the ermines, emeralds, and gold from legal proceedings.

MY TURN, MY TURN, I'M NEXT !

Join Sen. Graham tomorrow on Fox and Friends 

when sings some of his favorite show tunes including 

Maybe This Time from Cabaret, My Shot from Hamilton, 

and I'm Past My Prime from Li’l Abner.

NRA Nabob Wayne LaPierre asks that any potential mass shooters please hold off for the time being. "I am spent from all the recent celebrations."

Oh La La!

Graham: Macron Is Trying To Pick A Fight With Trump

"Ah have a notion to give that lil' 

Frenchie a piece of mah mind!"

Quel Dommage

I'm sure you can find a job in those revitalized coal mines.

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C'est vrai ce qu'on dit de ton champignon?*

*Is it true what they about your mushroom?

Sorry guys, President Bone Spurs doesn't want to get wet.

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