Sleep lightly...

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"NO, NO, NO, I never said it would go away like a miracle. I said it's going to make YOU go away."

 

Operation FUBAR (formerly WARP Speed) Sampler

 

"Sedition" sung to the tune "Tradition" by the US House of Representatives Quisling Chorus

 Sopranos, contraltos, tenors, basses, and castrati...

• Rep. Brian Babin (Texas)
• Rep. Andy Biggs (Ariz.)
• Rep.-elect Lauren Boebert (Colo.)
• Rep. Mo Brooks (Ala.)
• Rep. Ted Budd (N.C.)
• Rep.-elect Jerry Carl (Ala.)
• Rep.-elect Madison Cawthorn (N.C.)
• Rep.-elect Andrew Clyde (Ga.)
• Rep. Jeff Duncan (S.C.)
• Rep. Matt Gaetz (Fla.)
• Rep. Louie Gohmert (Texas)
• Rep.-elect Bob Good (Va.)
• Rep. Lance Gooden (Texas)
• Rep. Paul Gosar (Ariz.)
• Rep. Mark Green (Tenn.)
• Rep.-elect Yvette Herrell (N.M.)
• Rep. Jody Hice (Ga.)
• Rep.-elect Ronny Jackson (Texas)
• Rep.-elect Barry Moore (Ala.)
• Rep. Ralph Norman (S.C.)
• Rep.-elect Burgess Owens (Utah)
• Rep. Scott Perry (Pa.)
• Rep. Jefferson Van Drew (N.J.)

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Why are scarce medical resources being wasted on someone like this?

 

Thank you so very much Mr. President.

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What a great idea; we'll make the outdoors like the indoors but without ventilation systems!

 

There is dumb, and then there is Jim Jordan dumb!

 

Yes, elections DO have consequences!

Morons get their just desserts.

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What is the best metaphor for what will happen on January 20, 2021 at11:59 AM ?

a mistake rectified

a turd flushed 

a boil lanced

a pimple popped

an abscess drained

Nice but

$500K of her wealth* is equivalent to the median US household donating $121.

approximately $400,000,000
(but it is less than Betsy DeVos or Kelly Loeffler)

My money's on Kinzinger in a fight with this sad old twit- unless, of course it's a bitch fight.

Hint to Kinzinger: Don't let him breathe on you; his breath reeks of Trump's ass.

"Hey, a girl's got to protect herself. There's a lot of brown people in Congress": Representative-elect Boebert did not say.

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Remember L'il Marco, there is about a 5% chance it won't work.

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"Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah. Had'ya going didn't I?"

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If not now? When?

 

Seeing the handwriting on the wall, Pat Toomey (R-Pa.) begins to distance himself from Trump.

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Couldn't happen to a nicer guy...

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Which one's wearing a wig?

Taking Out The Trash

Trick Question

 

If there ever was a

  Backpfeifengesicht, this is it.

Triage: from the French word 'trier' meaning to sort

 

"Let them eat divots!"

 

שלום*

*Buh-bye

 

"Buh-bye"

 

Wanna bet Junior is pissing himself because he knows he'll never be in a position to do for his daddy what Jared did for his.

 

Christmas: We've come a long way- most definitely downhill!

That's easy: the rich. This is the U$A after all.

 

Trump's parting gift to all US travelers: a bullseye on their backs.

 

I can see it now.

 

"Proceed immediately to the back of the line."

 

Seems to me the solution is pretty obvious.

 

Question that REALLY keep me up at night:

What happens to the nation when the next demagogue isn't an obvious fool surrounded by clowns?

The Kakistocracy has a face: indeed several.

and sometimes the answers are not what you want

 

The Evolution of Facebook:

from over sharing pet photos to undermining democracy.

"Come back day after tomorrow; better yet- Thursday week."

link to conga line

Because nothing says 'SELF-DEFENSE' like crossing state lines with an illegally-obtained weapon to 'execute' it.

Link not given because you don't
want to give the site more hits.

... and making a buck from it...

I'll bet Henry Kissinger is spinning in his grave. What? You're kidding!

 

Questions that keep me awake at night.

Is Kayleigh McEnany a pathological liar, or a compulsive liar, or both?  Is there a difference?

let the culling continue

 

Seriously, can you blame them?

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For all you mask refusers, you who think Covid-19 is a hoax, and you anti-vaxxers, I have one question. Can I have your stuff afterwards?

Current exchange rate: approx. 75 Russian rubles (рублей) per US $

*Roughly: 'Bitch, if you want 30 billion rubles,
you have to finish the job!'

 

karma can be sweet

Is the Conman-In-Chief being conned?  We wonder?

New Evidence reveals just how extensive is Russian hacking of US Government Agencies.

 

Seriously, would this be such a bad thing?

It would save a lot of useless electrons.

 

Thus spake not the one who wanks while watching the pool boy do his wife, but the one* who wanks while thinking about the first one wanking.

*Billy Graham Lite®

"...it may be China (it may!)... or Andorra, or Nipple, or Button, or what about Nambia?"

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I can see it now.

 

Can you win a Darwin Award posthumously? Asking for a friend.