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Michael Thomas McCaul Sr. (born January 14, 1962) is an American attorney and politician serving as the U.S. Representative for Texas's 10th congressional district since 2005. A member of the Republican Party, he served as chairman of the House Committee on Homeland Security during the 113th, 114th, and 115th Congresses. His district stretches from Austin to Houston. As of 2018, he was the fifth-wealthiest member of Congress.[1]
I can't overwinter at Valley Forge."
personal reasons keep me landing on Iwo Jima."
I have to attend to family business and won't be at the Chosen river."
Lines A, B, and E:
Bruce, loose, prepuce, juice, noose
Lines C and D:
chop, top, lop, rot, flop
After bringing the nation disunity,
He’s now claiming ‘absolute immunity’.
For all of his crime
He must serve some time.
And not do ‘service to the community’!
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| *even though this "news" has been on the internet for >14 hours |
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| *not counting the tens of millions killed in religious wars, slavery, etc. |
Each day we learn more about the
sex.
Now, it seems we will hear from his
ex.
He does seem to strive
To assuage his drive.
Is it just hormones, or a complex?
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| [Also supports Bibi's stay-out-of-jail fund.] |
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| "I am the Great & Powerful Netanyahu. Only I can keep you safe. Ignore those people (and my legal troubles) beyond the wall!" |
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| Let the cleansing begin. |
Has Bibi, provoked this to distract Israelis, in a ploy to retain power à la the Argentine Generals' Falklands War?
Did Jenner's gender reassignment procedures include a lobotomy?
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| Or maybe it was living with the Kardashians. |
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