The fevered dreams of Kevin McCarthy

 

Then & Now

 

The Washington Post reports: Former White House chief of staff Mark Meadows cooperating with Jan. 6 committee

 Meanwhile on a golf course in Florida...

Not Soon Enough Department

 

Which Mace Has The Highest IQ? We wonder.

 

Charlatan Jr., aka Billy Graham Lite says, "I got the evidence".

"Trust the Alpha and Omega to save you from Omicron".
[And send your donations.]

By having a 7 martini lunch?

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More Self Defense

"Look Daddy, I took care of it."

 

Do you suppose they will also skip pi because people might confuse it with pie?

Hey, it's not all the far fetched.
Remember the folks who boycotted Corona beer?

 

Then & Now

 

Fake News, or not?

black sheep, black sheep...

There once was a man named Paul
With sheep, he in love did fall.
“And I do not give a damn
If it’s a ewe or a ram,
Merino, Dorset, or Dall.”

and the world is a bit diminished

 

UPDATE!!!

 

Oz campaign floats talking point:

 "At least I don't beat my wife".

UH OH!

 

Unused ad from Sean Parnell's Senate campaign.

 

"And I know something about damaging the Presidency!"

 

Here's Gamma!

 

I can see it now.

 "Daddy, it was self defense– really!"

later that day

 

Oh to be a fly on the wall.

 

"Now I got me a way to meet my Pres-e-dent!"

Could this be the most reckless thing Trump has ever done?

 

My pronouns (today)

 this, that, whatever

How to Get Away With Murder II

There is an odd kid with a gun.
If you see him, be sure to run.
‘Cause he gets his Mama
To drive him to drama
And shoots up the place just for fun.

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800K by Christmas? Certainly by the New Year.

If only there was a way to avoid this.

 

And what do you sleep with Lauren? We wonder.

 

Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) was gleeful about Kyle Rittenhouse’s acquittal in two shooting deaths on Friday and posted a video on the subject that include him urging his supporters to “be armed, be dangerous.”

 

From Carolina comes this piece of work;

Has there ever been a nastier jerk?
Overflowing with malice,
Sucking on a faux phallus,
What he needs, is good a smack in that smirk.

Sciecetology maybe?

 

UPDATE: 20 Nov 21

Sorry Matt, looks like you'll have to do your own grooming.

Sorry Paul, you're way too old for Matt.

 

Ode to a Speaker Wannabe

My pronouns (today)

 it, it, its

Welcome to USA 2021

 

Do you have any idea how much Oxy that could buy?

 

Brave(?) New World

 

Christina Pushaw: "I never would have said that.

It must have been the Juvederm™ talking."

Gee Matt, you figure after he's turned out in prison, he'll make a good Nestor replacement?

“He is not guilty. He deserves a not guilty verdict, and I sure hope he gets it because you know what, Kyle Rittenhouse would probably make a pretty good congressional intern,” Gaetz said on the right-wing network Newsmax. “We may reach out to him and see if he’d be interested in helping the country in additional ways.”

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End of Civil Society Department

 

They walk among us.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

 

The editors regret the accidental inclusion of this image in the recent post on the indictment of Steve Bannon.

 

But what about grammar?

 

If only there some way to end this pandemic!

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Michael Flynn tonight: “If we are going to have one nation under God, which we must, we have to have one religion. One nation under God, and one religion under God.”

 

"Steve who? I barely knew him."

 

Almost makes you wish Sirhan Sirhan had been active in 1953.

 

Whose prison 'dance card' will be fuller, we wonder?

 

Tiny man fearful lap dog has outgrown him and may turn at any time.

 

More than three-quarters of a million (and counting).

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