Under Their Robes

 

Missouri: Remember to vote on Tuesday

If elected, Missouri's Senate delegation
would rival Kentucky's for being the worst.

 

I can [almost] see it now.

 

One can only hope that the next phones these two have to hide will involve keistering.

 

I did nazi that coming!

 

Once again I have to ask: "Can you blame him"?

I also have to ask, is Jared leaking these tidbits to

evoke sympathy for him and his wife, or just for the publicity?

Seriously, is anyone surprised?

 

The GOP Lexicon: Illustrated

 Grabbing the Pussy

Religion in America

 First Great Awakening

 Second Great Awakening

 Third Great Awakening

 Fourth Great Awakening(?)

 Fifth Great(?) Awakening(?)

The GOP Lexicon

 Which image best illustrates the verb to run?

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"All aboard! The New Jersey - D.C. Limited, with intermediate stops someplace in Pennsylvania."

 

Seriously, can you blame him?

 

If they weren't in Congress

He'd be running a practice
that would make Better Call Saul
look like a white shoe law firm.

 

The editors regret the accidental inclusion of this photo in the recent posting about deleted Secret Service texts.

 

Under Their Robes

 

Just imagine having to skim off that layer of orange grease.

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Silly & Sissy Walks

 

If they weren't in Congress

He'd just be another [Texas] village idiot.

And the public 'says' boo-hoo.

“This was a personal problem and not for public consumption,” he wrote. “With the exception of Ivanka, Avi, Cassidy and Mulvaney, I didn’t tell anyone at the White House — including the president,” he wrote, referring to his wife, Ivanka Trump; two of his aides; and Mick Mulvaney, then the White House chief of staff.

A person close to Mr. Mulvaney, after learning of the book’s reference to him, said he did not recall being told about Mr. Kushner’s condition.

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Has the toad realized that water is heating up?

 

NEXT!

 

and now in Pennsylvania...

 link to snake oil

If you watch the whole speech, you will notice that he doesn't say anything derogatory about girls, tweens, or teens.

 

The Supreme OB GYN Clinic

 

If they weren't in Congress

He'd be part time at a
strip mall Pearle Vision.

 

If he goes to prison, I'm guessing he won't need Soap-on-a-Rope: for several reasons.

 

We wonder.

Your Hit Parade

 

"Yes, but he's OUR bitch!"

 

The Supreme OB GYN Clinic

 

The Fevered Dreams of Josh Hawley

 

Unfortunately, laryngitis is not involved.

 

Soon to be found on the Remaindered Shelf

 

Mehmet Oz:

 

 1/3 Doctor's Bag

 1/3 Carpet Bag

 1/3 Douche Bag

 

Predecessors Funeral Etiquette

Do you suppose someone has an eye condition
or is merely an attention seeking bitch?

 

If they weren't in Congress

He'd be an assistant wrestling coach
at an obscure third-rate college.

 

"There's no place like D.C., there's no place like D.C."

 

We wonder?

 

The Supreme OB GYN Clinic

 

Building A Bigger Vocabulary

 

What's wrong with this picture?

Obese patrons choosing expensive highly processed non-nutritious food?

 

The editors DO NOT regret...

¡Los editores no se arrepienten!

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It would be a start!

 

"And I know something about being fed drugs."

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