The editors deeply regret the incorrect caption of this recently posted photo.

It should have read: Border Czar Tom Homan and not:
Notorious thug and child molester arrested near elementary school.

 

She stuck in her thumb and pulled out a mushroom...

a button mushroom

 

Be afraid, be very afraid.

Corrections

 

Hey, did somebody miscount the number of scoops this morning?

White? JFC, white?

 

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick...

 

Maybe a socialist mayor isn't such a bad idea!

Make New York Affordable?
[Speedos  from $27.40]

 

Totally obliterated, totally.

 

 

Joel Osteen does it so much better.

link

Celebrating 'the premature ejaculation' prematurely.

 

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

 

‘Totally Obliterated’: Talk about a premature ejaculation!

 

If a Pinocchio scale is used to measure the untruthfulness of a statement, perhaps a Taco scale could be used to measure the degree of policy reversal or back pedaling.

Example

 

And just who did Kentuckians elect President not to mention Senator, we wonder?

 

What goes around will, someday, come around.

The term "Kapo" primarily refers to a prisoner functionary

in Nazi concentration and extermination camps.

In the the aftermath of World War II,

there were many instances of kapos being prosecuted alongside

Nazis for their role at the camps.

 

 

MIGA

Addressing the Nation Cannon Fodder

"Many people are saying."*

Did I get it right boss?
Did I? Did I?
Did I?
Please, please please!
Did I?

 

"Hey Kristi, can you lend me a couple of vans and about 20 of your guys?"

 

Remember Kristi, you won't always be in power.

tick-tock, tick-tock, tick...

 

Obliterate: destroy utterly; wipe out

What about Eisenhower and the 1953 Iranian coup d'état?

 And we all know that eventually turned out*.

Karoline Leavitt: the dumbest cunt in government show biz.
*[My guess is that this DC doesn't.]

Karoline Leavitt demonstrating the embouchure that landed her this job.

 

Damn!

 

...and all the King's men...

 

Talk about banality; imagine if WW III started because two criminals were desperate to stay out of prison.

 

This alone, should be sufficient to invoke the 25th Amendment.

 

Well played Bibi, well played.

 

🎝Onward Xtian Soldiers ♫

Remember that sad girl in high school who thought blowing the football team was her ticket to popularity?

 

Sleep Lightly Tonight

 

Good luck with that.

 

Do enjoy your trip to Oslo, Mr. Trump.

 

You can almost see the wheels turning.

 

Iceberg / Goldberg

Well at least we don't have this image.

 

NEXT!

With all due respect and thanks to Mike Luckovich,
who makes this world a little more bearable.

 

"And this fabulous bullet proof vest brings out my eyes, don't you think?"

 

Guess what Bibi's doing for the next 14 days?

 

Let's see how he spins this one into a silk purse.

[And another $2 billion from NASA]

 

And we won't forget this Quisling either!

 

What 'Great Pole Numbers'?

2 ?