Trump: "Right gender for the job and she's from FOX, but she's at best a three plus".

Secretary Bessent assures the country: "Nothing to see here folks".

 

Welcome to the fevered dreams of Steve Scalise.

 

While Iran's obliterations have obliterations, Lindsey's complications have complications.

 

Be careful what you wish for Mikey.

 

The editors deeply regret the accidental publication of this image.

Not normally known for his sense of humor, Pence plans to dress for the occasion.

 

Outside the courthouse, lickspittles wait patiently.

 

Correcting the Post

 

Gym dons jacket to project gravitas.

 

Mike Kelly shits himself yet again.

 

in the not too distant future

Disgraced ex-Senator Lindsey Graham
reviews his role in history.

 

And where is your outrage, Senators?

White House Redecorates Press Room

Paul Ryan seethes as Pence takes over role as Trump's primary lick spittle.

Lickspittle Paul continues his hydration regimen.

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If Paul Ryan is Trump's official lickspittle, the one with the face that can form an hermetic seal must be the catchfart.

and being wrong most of the time means you can't be a 'pundit'