Despite poor college performance, Rick Perry is multilingual.

"Jesu™* Über Alles, Y'all"

"Eka kola kashia, watta liba kola 
Jebu cashia kola laabu. Jeka hola
shebibble leka tula cam Jebu."

*that's Jesus™ for those who only speak American

No wonder so many of them are creationists

Not intended as a factual statement.--Sen Jon Kyl's (R, AZ) office

Senator junior's last hurrah?

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Updating the Update

GOP debate audience cheers Perry’s execution record

Perry kills at debate 

[as well as in Austin].

Rick Perry: I don't lose sleep over Texas executions

Apparently, George Bush's wasn't the only backside he had his head up.

Because the show is cancelled, or because you destroyed their childhood by pimping them out to television to satisfy your pathological need for publicity?

Cantor Goes Hollywood

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But to seek the presidency, that's a different story.

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"Bottoms Up !"

"Oh shut up, Marcus, why do you always say that?  
And just why didn't you make Ed drink more of this?"