"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

23 October 2017

Press Secretary Sarah Sanders to play Nellie Forbush in White House 'South Pacific, Revised'*.

*Book and lyrics updated to reflect current sensibilities and the musical number You've Got To Be Taught is replaced with Tomorrow Belongs To Me from Cabaret.
"Mah fav'rit nuhmbur is the new vursh'n of Cockeyed Optimist."


Walleyed Propagandist 

When those TV lights go to bright from mellow,
I
 forget ev'ry truth I've ever seen,
They called me a walleyed propagandis
t
Insincere and so terribly mean.


I heard Mr. Trump rant and rave and bellow
That we're done and we might as well be dead,
But I'm just a walleyed propagandist
Who repeats every lie ever said.

We despise every race
Not keeping to its place
From China-man to the Negro.
We call on the alt-right
To remake it all white
And tell the "others" to go.


 etc.

21 October 2017

The Words, Wisdom, and Theology of Michele Bachmann

“You know, the remarkable thing,” she said, “when you read the Bible, every archaeology find that has ever come forward has only proved the authenticity of the Bible.” 
“I radically abandoned myself to Jesus Christ.”

20 October 2017

and yet again, he rises

"I totally changed rules of engagement. I totally changed our military, I totally changed the attitudes of the military and they have done a fantastic job," Trump said on "The Chris Plante Show." "ISIS is now giving up, they are giving up, there are raising their hands, they are walking off. Nobody has ever seen that before."
When Plante asked why that hadn't happened before, Trump took the bait.
"Because you didn't have Trump as your president," he said. "It was a big difference, there was a big, big difference if you look at the military now."    link