From the GOP Presidential Campaign First Aid Exam

Question 46

Your candidate has eaten some bad clams and become deathly ill.  You must make him vomit by:

          ¨      Reading passages from JFK's Profiles in Courage

          ¨      Administering syrup of IPECAC

          ¨      Showing him a copy of the Bill of Rights.

Pope Theocratus I

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'Blah' and beyond

Paul Ryan will kill this puppy if the Senate doesn't pass his budget.

NOM reaches out to African-American community following race-baiting charges.

Mass Wedding Ceremony to be held May 5th.

Hetero only!

Pennsylvania HR 535: "The Year of the Bible"

"Please stop coach, it hurts."

Mitt's Tone-Deaf World

“I’m also unemployed.”

Maggie Gallagher responds to charges of race-baiting by NOM.

Been there; done that.

"Somehow, this is less satisfying than it looks."

see:

9 Lies Republicans Tell About Women's Bodies

Pennsylvania HR 535: "The Year of the Bible"

Pennsylvania: The Key[stoning] State

Santorum apologizes, makes amends to constituents.

Pressed by a reporter from The New York Times, Santorum said: "Quit distorting my words. It's bulls---."

all in a frothy lather...

You might even say, many were 'blah'.

Doesn't the term 'transplant' suggest replacement of something that already exists?

or a criminal like Friar Tuck

Geraldo Rivera doubled down on his incendiary comments about Trayvon Martin during a Friday appearance on "The O'Reilly Factor," saying that hoodies reminded people of criminals like the Unabomber and thus put them in danger.

Condoleezza Rice responds to Trayvon Martin Shooting

"Well, first of all, it's a great tragedy," Condoleezza Rice told Andrea Mitchell. "This young man has been deprived of life and that's an enormous tragedy."
All the while thinking: 'Damn, in a couple of years we could have used him as cannon fodder.'

Yes Virginia, there is a douche bag.

via Huff-n-Puff

Amen!

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Prior to Saturday's Louisiana Primary, Santorum Campaigns in New Orleans

"Personally I'd like to make a law that mandates people watch copulation before voting since electing the likes of Terri Proud means we are all fucked."

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limeRICKs

The former Senator Rick Santorum,

Alas, that he was given a forum.

He'll let loose a rant

To hear the crowds chant.

Most are appalled, but cretins adore him.

Mitt's Tone-Deaf World

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'Shocked & Surprised'

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and so do their minions, Ricky, and so do their minions

Pennsylvania HR 535: "The Year of the Bible"

Celebrating Amish Dung Cakes

Choosing a GOP presidential candidate

pre 2012:   rock-paper-scissors
      2012:   dog-man-car

Coming in May: The All New Barnes Foundation

Not Just For Snobs Anymore !

Mother, child and hoagie cheese steak
[Renoir made accessible]

Coming soon:

SPANX FLESHÔ

‘Or you can just lie there and enjoy it,’ noted Governor Corbett during a recent prostate exam.

"Why it's sort of like drilling for gas."

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President Romney: Statesman

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So what else is new?

Mitt's Tone-Deaf World

Spain, Peru, Colombia to Puerto Rico: LEARN SPANISH

¿QLC? *

 

*¿Que La Ching?

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Rick's Nightmare # 19

Oops !

Do you believe in reincarnation?

Disturbing Image 16

"This is my first trip to Cape Girardeau," Santorum told the crowd... It's good to be in the hometown of Rush Limbaugh, which some people see as a trip to Mecca." [source]

Santorum campaign staff later explained that the candidate, in no way
was suggesting that the audience was participating in the Hajj.

and America dismisses Palin as aberration

Rick's Nightmare # 47

Damn it! The 'Great Unwashed' are still allowed to vote.

A billionaire backer of Mitt Romney said that the wealthy have "an insufficient influence" on politics and policy.
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I'm Back !

Mitt's Tone-Deaf World

"not concerned about the very poor,"

A "Movable" Feast?

Oh, la la.

A new voice

Mitt's Tone-Deaf World

Ann Romney "I don't consider myself to be wealthy."

Funny, it's usually GOP Congressmen who do this.

The Morning After

So why should you waste your 'beautiful mind on something like that'.

Finally: Stupor Tuesday

Is God pulling our leg, or our finger?

Mitt's Tone-Deaf World

“It’s for the great middle class, the 80 to 90 percent of us in this country.”

per se

Gee, is someone being thrown under the bus to expiate the sins of all right-wing assholes?

McCain: Limbaugh outburst “totally unacceptable” 

Gingrich: “Limbaugh right to apologize for remarks” 

Peggy Noonan called Limbaugh's remarks "crude, rude, even piggish," and "deeply destructive and unhelpful."