And this is news? Why?

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Well at least they weren't infected with lethal herpes!*

those who forget the past...

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Prop 8: With friends like this, who needs enemas.

"Good for shootin' them snakes when they's bitin' the preacher. Praise Jebus!"

Find the

Russian Publicity Whore

I know, I know--Moldovan not Russian: 
Moldova, Russia, whatever.
It's Crazistan these days.

No, no, no! We meant the REAL God.

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Rep. Bob Thorpe (left) with constituents.

Palin enrolls in auctioneer school

Pope Croesus

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Always a Maker - Never a Taker

Palin re-purposes home television studio.

Safe sites for masturbating identified

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"It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it," V. Putin

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Update: President Putin Gives His All For The Motherland

Einstein Wrong?

Time dilation as defined by the theory of relativity 

cannot explain the longest 15 minute period in history.

The nightmare comes true.

'Reality'

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Rand Paul: "Had I been President"

or,

"If I were King of the Forrrrrrrest,"

 "Not queen, not duke, not prince."

Arizona Legislature ups ante in attempt to retain state's 'Most F**ked Up in the Southwest' title.

and perhaps started 'self-deportation'

Lance Armstrong aims to have new cycle team and corporate sponsor by 2014.

Cathrynn Brown explains her reasoning.

"I thought this was Arizona."

Issues 101

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and flushing the toilet would be tampering with evidence in a Cathrynn Brown competency hearing

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"But you aren't Rand, but you aren't."

The Kentucky Hairpiece goes off on Hilary Clinton.

A word from our sponsor 3

Kleinfelter's Syndrome no longer a bar to higher office

Three shot: NONE dead

Coming Soon: 'The Aristocrats' on stage

Frivolity, Dancing, and Hoopskirts in DC

" And so is the right to 'carry concealed'."

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A little R-E-S-P-E-C-T please!

It's the National Anthem, 

not some jive club anthem!

In show of solidarity, 1145 priests sign pledge to molest female children only.

Others demand to know why isn't it a train that runs underground.

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Why is this even news?

After all, he does go to a school named for a woman who perpetrated the greatest hoax of all time!

America Celebrates, Deteriorates

My money's on the fat man.

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Gun & Hair Enthusiasts

"Exterminate! Nullify!  Nullify!  Nullify!"

Yet another Boeing 787 incident reported

Swan Lake, pH 2.2

Only 24 hours 'til LOCK AND LUBE !

"The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun": Wayne LaPierre, NRA spokesmodel

Something for the Fundies

I'm sorry, but really, who could resist?

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NRA officials, Wayne LaPierre (66) and David Keene (68), share Larry Ward's excitement about NATIONAL GUN APPRECIATION DAY

 Click to enlarge if you're a glutton for punishment.

Leader of the pack drafts.

In a break with a tradition reaching back to the 1958 introduction of the 707, Boeing considers renumbering its 'Dreamliner'.

What's that sound?

Mae West spinning in her grave

Cementing his power base

Where there's a wile, there's a wage.

Coming Soon: Lance Armstrong Neuticles®, in Teflon® or Brass