In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it ...

I'M BACK!

And have I got a surprise for you!

 السلام عليكم
[As-salam alaykum]

North Korea Declares War, Victory

This morning, citizens of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea (DPRK) were treated to images on state television of the glorious and total victory over the imperialist pig dogs of the U.S. in valiant 9 hour struggle.

Maybe a flu shot this season isn't such a bad idea.

Kim: the time has come to settle accounts with the U.S. imperialists

Hey fat boy, meet

Fat Man

& Fat Man's Children

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

23rd in math

14th in science

1st in innovation!

Hispanic Senators call out Rep. Don Young's (R., AK) use of the term 'wetback'.*

Senator Marco Rubio (R., Florida) noted that when his family came from Cuba, some feet may have become wet but certainly no backs. 

Texas Senator Ted Cruz (R.) said that no water at all was involved when his family traveled south over the 49th parallel into the U.S. 

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This just in from the subcontinent.

Maggie Gallagher

searches for snacks during recent NOM 

demonstration outside the Supreme Court.

Lawyers cite revenue loss including:

Cancellation of starring role in a Jo'burg production of 

The Lady and the Tiger 

and a guest appearance in the US on

Let's Make A Deal.

Pistorius has declined to participate in a updated version of the porn classic: Behind the Green Door

Just goes to show Christians aren't the only ones who trivialize their so-called 'sacred' holidays.

'First Born' is especially nice!

How quickly things change. Just last month Kim Jong Un hosted Dennis Rodman and presented him with North Korean-made basketballs.

"This is my rifle, this is my gun..."

 Wayne LaPierre contemplates one or the other.

Hello soldier!

Perhaps someone's time might have been better spent in school rather than at a protest rally.

Do you get the feeling that the crowd might smell?

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Riding Rails and More!

"What a world, what a world."

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Supreme Court / Proposition 8

Apparently there some things even a whore won't do.

Like a virgin: Touched for the very first time.

Pope Francis greets an elderly jobless man who was evicted so quickly that he only had time to throw a mattress pad over his shoulders.

After excitement of Papal Conclave, Vatican slowly returns to normal.

Supreme Court to Hear Oral Arguments on Same-Gender Marriage This Week

Good luck with that!

Sorry, sorry, sorry

"We sincerely apologize for this ad. Because it was intended for the Indian market, the image was reversed showing Mr. Berlusconi at the wheel of a right-hand drive car. [India, like much of the former British Empire, drives on the left.] Because Italians drive on the right, and Mr. Berlusconi is a well-known Italian macho (if aging) roué,  we deeply regret the impression that he is merely a passenger."

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"There you go Miss: seats 14 A, B, and C."

about $22M worth

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Maybe the Brazilians are on to something. See previous posting.

Soccer continues to gain popularity in US.

A message from the editor

Since all the postings on this blog are intended to be tasteless, the reaction choice 'Tasteless' seems superfluous, hence it is changed to 'Disturbing'.

A. Tecacca

Former Bush Administration Officials Gather to Commemorate Iraq War Tenth Anniversary

L to R, Back row: Douglas Feith, Paul Bremer, Paul Wolfowitz

Front row: Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, Richard Perle
[not pictured: Condaleezza Rice]

Inquiring minds (and Catholics) want to know.

India: More Than You Bargained For

"I Dreamed a Dream

that I could watch and listen to this crap whenever I wanted to*: and today I can!"

The Miserables: own them today

*without some pretentious PBS functionary begging for money and pretending this is 'culture'

Frank and Open Discussions

Obama finds scrap of paper at Wailing Wall

This really just in

You're welcome!

*- 150,000 to 600,000 violent deaths

*- ~300,000 deaths due to privation

*-2,200,000 refugees

India: More Than You Bargained For

Rob Portman reaffirms original opposition to same-sex marriage.

Portman: It seems that the boy was just 'going through a phase'.

This just in

Indian givers and gifts.

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Rob Portman asks for increased funding for the National Institutes of Health

I want to help all the members
of my family, be they white, be they...

"I've come to this position, a difficult one for a conservative Republican, after learning that some members of my family have benefited from antibiotics and vaccines."

Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps: Guest star

Rob Portman throws his weight behind the 'Walk Like a Man' program.

Sen. Portman reportedly reached this decision after learning that some of his relatives are male hominids.

Whose is bigger? We wonder.

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Rob Portman plans to support Pre-school Reading Campaign

He recently learned that a close family member is literate.

NOW IT CAN BE TOLD