What one loses in dignity, one gains in number of friends.

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Step 4: Assemble a panel of experts to review cases.

Great Moments in Superstition IV

The Assumption

BITCH FIGHT !

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"What a difference a day makes / twenty-four little hours..."

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THE SEQUELAE: PART 3

You cried with 

12 Years a Slave, 

you invested in 

12 Years an Indentured Servant,

now laugh your ass off with 

12 Years a Stooge

I believe the technical term is 'transference'.

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Republican-themed costumes popular this Halloween

Great Moments in Superstition III

The Birth of Athena

144 baud and rising

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"Black, black, black, black, oops! Excuse me 'Rafael' "

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Unholy Unions / Demon Offspring 5

German Minister Demands 'Complete' U.S. Answers On Spying

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WE TOLD YOU SO!!!

Great Moments in Superstition II

Fetishists Decide on Bride Price

                                                1 Samuel 18, 25-27

Testing 1, 2, 3, testing 1, 2...

¡Ay, caramba!

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Looks as if Cooch may be going down.

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US learns of Norway's decision via NSA wiretaps.

Protecting the

FatherHomeland

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"You mean I might have to get a real job?"

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Should this happen, the mean IQ score in the US would rise 22 points.

Great Moments in Superstition I

The Temptation

[Primum Appletini]

Step 3: Employ Russian methodology for detecting 'gayish' tattoos*.

from the Russian Instruction Manual

*link

Who gets the surgeon?

Things Heat Up

NOW SHOWING

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An Amazing Likeness !

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Rick Takes Charge

Forward into the 20th century!

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"No, no, no, no...!"

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After Having Been Led Astray,

Republicans Dream of Deliverance.

And this is news, why?

"See, it works. A two-year-old with a gun stopped a two-year-old with a gun!"

Step 2: Measure responses to stimuli.

Senator Cruz (TX-R) contemplates his next move.

Shutdown over, Palin seeks the spotlight by other means.

"My bad!"

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Step 1: Bar men in dresses from entry.

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Snack Bar to feature nutritious 'Yellow Snow Cones'

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Breath-holding tantrum ends with wet fart.

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Would you please make up your 'minds'.

Despite setbacks, cult manages to retain 144 followers.

Aderholt Amash Amodei Bachmann Barr Barton Bentivolio Bishop (UT) Black Blackburn Brady (TX) Bridenstine Brooks (AL) Broun (GA) Bucshon Burgess Campbell Carter Cassidy Chabot Chaffetz Collins (GA) Collins (NY) Conaway Culberson Denham DeSantis DesJarlais Duffy Duncan (SC) Duncan (TN) Ellmers Farenthold Fincher Fleischmann Fleming Flores Forbes Foxx Franks (AZ) Garrett Gibbs Gingrey (GA) Gohmert Goodlatte Gosar Gowdy Granger

Graves (GA) Graves (MO) Griffith (VA) Hall Harris Hartzler Hensarling Holding Hudson Huelskamp Huizenga (MI) Hultgren Hunter Hurt Johnson (OH) Johnson, Sam Jones Jordan King (IA) Kingston Labrador LaMalfa Lamborn Lankford Latta Long Lucas Luetkemeyer Lummis Marchant Marino Massie McCaul McClintock Meadows Messer Mica Miller (FL) Miller (MI) Mullin Mulvaney Neugebauer Noem Nugent Nunnelee Olson Palazzo Pearce

Perry Petri Pitts Poe (TX) Pompeo Posey Price (GA) Radel Reed Renacci Rice (SC) Roby Roe (TN) Rogers (AL) Rohrabacher Rokita Rooney Ross Rothfus Royce Ryan (WI) Salmon Sanford Scalise Schweikert Scott, Austin Sensenbrenner Sessions Smith (MO) Smith (TX) Southerland Stewart Stockman Stutzman Thornberry Turner Wagner Walberg Walden Walorski Weber (TX) Wenstrup Westmoreland Williams Wilson (SC) Woodall Yoder Yoho

How did you spend the Shutdown? XIV

Virginia Foxx (NC-R) got closer to her constituents at the 

Bar-S-Ranch Naturalist Colony in Reidsville, NC.