It's perfect; see how it complements your soulless eyes.

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Kim Jong Un announces breakthrough in self-driving cars.

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The 'affulenza' teen is Carrot Top?!

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Cleaning The Gene Pool: There's an app for that

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The good thing about rectal prolapse is that it makes ass-kissing so much easier.

First rule of fatwa club:

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Find a pretty boy, or better yet, a pretty goat to 'fluff' you; then close your eyes and think of Mohammed.

Kim Kardashian says:

"With that makeover, how dare they consider themselves affluent"!

Following the Cruz daughters-exploitation controversy, the Clinton campaign has withdrawn its Hispanic outreach ad.

Looks like Ralphie and his new Red Ryder BB gun are safe...for now.

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Campaign 2016

Oy vey

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"C'mon guys, whatever happened to good old subtle greed?"

Taking a cue from the Rubio organization, other candidates choose campaign partners to make themselves look better.

"Hey, it's the best I could do; Joe McCarthy's dead."

                                                Not pictured: Mr. Santorum and a pile of dog shit.

Charlatan Jr. desperately seeks the limelight yet again.

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Sweathogs, 2016 edition

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Ted Cruz

Too ugly to be president?

Menachem Begin Ugly?

Muammar Gaddafi Ugly?

Donatella Versace Ugly?

"Czech, Slovene, eh! Why don't you try a real Slav?"

Hey, could someone up there check Sheldon's oxygen flow?

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There's no place like home for the holidays,

Cause no matter how far away you roam
When you pine for the sunshine of a friendly gaze
For the holidays, you cant beat home, sweet home.

Trump tries to make nice nice with Christmas gift.

Feliz Navidad

Sweetie Darling

Wheels on fire,
Rolling down the road.
Best notify my next of kin,
This wheel shall explode.

Devolution Of A Campaign

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Ted Cruz & Liza Minnelli Agree:

Exploitation Should Be Kept Within The Family

Feature that, Bristol

Married daughter of an actual president announces her pregnancy.

at a happier, drier, less disgusting moment

Move over June Allyson,

the Donald's in diapers town.

Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL, Schlong

I can see it now.

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Puta Posts Prejudice

Link to

Donald Trump Has Found His Next Wife!

at Wonkette

Can't wait for the 'Toad In The Hole' or 'Spotted Dick' versions.

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Beg pardon Mr. Krugman, but I think this legacy predates 'W'.

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Unilever identifies vast new potential market.

What you can't wash off, you always cover up.

Coming soon to a remainder bin (or carpet store) near you.

Mr. Shkreli's legal team suggests he shave to reduce the resemblance to what is known in prison parlance as 'pussy mouth'.

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DM: "Not even a troika, Vlad?"

with apologies to Jerry Herman

Remember a time before Donald Trump made her seem (briefly) sympathetic?

Seasonal Special: Krampus Macchiato

made with a dash of syrup of IPECAC

"Of course I value Black students, who else can learn to make a decent Julep or more important, a Campari and soda!

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Do you suppose he'll be able to afford Daraprim when he gets out?

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CLOSE OUT !

Aubusson - Karastan - Taliban

Everything/one Must Go !

Let's join in moment of 'memorance' for his political career.

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Terrorism Lite: A Primer

Who needs assault weapons or improvised explosives when

An emailed threat that forced the Tuesday closure of all Los Angeles schools cost the school district at least $29 million and also caused the city to take a financial hit, officials said. Link

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