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"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca
31 January 2017
UPDATE: Trump to Announce His Supreme Court Nominee on LIVE Television
Even in making the SCOTUS announcement.
He comes off as a total embarrassment.
Trivializing the Court
As a television sport
No better than an explosive bowel movement!
31 January 2017
Did you ever think someday you would find yourself longing for the straight-forward lies of Nixon's Press Secretary?
R.I.P: Ron 'Zig-liar' Ziegler
30 January 2017
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Ode to a very special public servant.
There is much about Trump that continues to amaze.
When will he settle down? Is he going through a phase?
But this one thing stands out.
He may have brought about
A Constitutional crisis in only eight days!
The Freedom Wall 9
Ever Vigilant
29 January 2017
The Freedom Wall 8
Ego sum lux. Ego sum solus.
28 January 2017
Shame, shame, shame...
original
when the blind lead the lame
We now return to Ms. Betsy DeVos
Do you think the name DeVos rhymes with loss?
For the inner rhyme switch
We choose words 'rich' and 'bitch'.
Wait! Perhaps DeVos works better with gross!
Just in Tine for Valentimes!
tomorrow belongs to meeeeee
Nacht und Nebel
27 January 2017
1 Week Down, 207 To Go
When writing of Trump in verse
It is hard to keep things terse.
Try not to freak
Look at this week.
Things went from just bad to worse.
Policy Making
And think of the price of crystal meth, Kellyanne Conway didn't add.
Today's Alternative Facts
1) Losing by nearly three million votes equals a landslide victory.
2) Vaccines cause climate change.
3) The world is a better place for Henry Kissinger's being in it.
Goebbles/Putin 1: First Amendment 0
source
26 January 2017
Good choice: a home-wrecking adulteress
The Freedom Wall 7
The Well-oiled
Machine
Machination
When honest reportings are seen as attacks
Of course the Trump administration reacts.
So Kellyanne supplies
Sean Spicer with lies
That he will present as 'alternative facts'.
25 January 2017
The People's Voice
Have a nice day II
24 January 2017
In a $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$ Reversal $$ $$$$$.
23 January 2017
...
Breaking News
Have a nice day!
22 January 2017
Little more than XXXXX XXX XXXXXXXXXX
Repub*****
21 January 2017
PresidXXX XXXX XX XXXXXXX XX
20 January 2017
The Freedom Wall-- THIS IS NOT A TEST
'Trump l'oeil' Inauguration
Inaugural Update
Thirty-one billion dollars and she can't afford a comb?
...
The ceremony went without a flaw.
The great unwashed stood there in total awe.
But a few were possessed
With the need to protest.
How soon before he declares martial law?
Really? Will it be all that different?
Inauguration Day 2017
SAD!
19 January 2017
Micro-penis Troll Dolls:
Surprise Best-Selling Inaugural Souvenir
Hello! Welcome to the Kleptocracy!
Oops, my bad.
original
Maserati suffers collateral damage in gene pool cleansing event.
source
Think about it.
The only thing the 45th President will have in common with these guys
is the pussy grabbing.
18 January 2017
Price Check!
original
January 20, 2017: UPDATE
Why should I waste my [and your] beautiful mind, BUT
one bright spot in a Trump Presidency is that at Poppy's state funeral, Babs will have to sit next to Melania.
"Is the children learning?": G.W. Bush
17 January 2017
Good sibling vs. bad sibling? Eh Wayne?
link
Особенно те, кто мочиться на вас*
*(Roughly) Especially the kind [of prostitutes] who pee on you.
The Official Presidential Portrait Contest: Submission 2
Three Days and Counting
16 January 2017
John Lewis vs. Donald Trump
Holiday News
The Freedom [Not So Much] Wall
15 January 2017
ME Movie Review
The Revenant
: Yet another Iñárritu film vastly improved by the Fast Forward button.
I can see it now.
SOTU 2009
SOTU 2017 [if he hasn't quit by then]
or
14 January 2017
and for those with especially commodious bladders, please consider also
ruination
hallucination
lamentation
termination
elimination
detonation
abomination
crimination
(also re- and in-)
domination
machination
Thank you T.C.C.* for reminding me this is not a laughing matter.
*link to T.C.C.
Ode to an Off-White, White Supremacist
13 January 2017
Oh the delicious irony!
link
"Vladimir, I'm ready for my closeup."
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